To think I've hit a new high on Facebook selling crap

[greathat]

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What gets me about the sexy hot water bottle is the packaging with erotic lipstick kisses and the word 'sexy' repeated a few times (as if we weren't already hot and turned on already enough to KNOW it's dead sexy). First the chocolate buttons look for the nipples... bit of a surprise to fine same choc button look for belly button, then the eye is drawn to what looks like a bottle foundation in a tutu....

It looks like the expression of paddington bear with a double chin eating an ice cream.

Who are these companies that think these items worth manufacturing?!

You should have cut the sellers info out OP

Yes please! Would love to pay £20(!!!!) for a box of your random tat.... Said noone ever!

Not even any information about what you're even buying. Maybe it's the mystery?

Looks like mostly clothes too. I guess books could be easily buried under the clothes, but tennis rackets? Plural? Not so easy to cover, I can’t see any.