Aibu to be disgusted?

[Mailey]

So I recently came home from work early and my oh was 'helping himself' upstairs.
I didnt realise he was doing it and i walked in on him.
Now I normally don't have an issue with this at all. He can sort out his needs as he sees fit. No problem.
My issue was the fact that our German shepherd was in the room with him. In fact, he was on the bed. He was simply sat at the bottom of the bed looking out of the window and oh was sat at the top with his phone.
I asked him why Sammie was in there and he said he would whine at the door if he shut him out and it put him off.
I dunno. I'm grossed out

[BooseysMom]

Ffs wtf rofl pmsl.. any more? Just freakin hilarious this thread is!! 🤣

[bigchris]

Ew what was he looking at on his phone ?

[Elephantina]

Hahaha! The dog has zero comprehension of what he was doing, I doubt it'll be scarred for life.

"The wife" in the inbetweeners was actually the mother in the scenario - she walked in on her son knocking one out with a packet of ham and a scuba mask. She rolled her eyes and asked him to get dressed and come downstairs as his grandmother had died.

Or something like that, for inbetweeners pedants...was Benji in the room, he probably was?

[keepforgettingmyusername]

A good point by @bigchris. Check his phone! Remember the episode of friends where chandler watched sharks during

[Girlsnightin]

I'm now trying to remember if I know any families with a dog called Sammie.

[Bananalanacake]

My dd is called Sammy, well Samantha really.

[TheFormidableMrsC]

Years ago, my then boyfriend and I had a stand up shag in some woods when we were walking his dog. Admittedly it was a bit off-putting as the dog was just agog at proceedings and kept catching my eye

[Livelovebehappy]

It’s as if Sammie knew what was coming and turned away to give him privacy. Feel sorry for Sammie that he was put in such an awkward situation.

[42isthemeaning]

Dogs don't mind licking themselves in front of humans...

[PegLegAntoine]

Ah yes sorry the giving himself a treat is a Friends reference :o

[killpop]

My dog is usually in the room while I wank. It's the problem with being a bedtime wanker.

I doubt she's scarred - she's not particularly shy when she tries to hump anyone sitting on the floor.

[HogMother]

Will be laughing about that squirrel for a while 😂

[slipperywhensparticus]

Remember vividly having sex one night and catching the cats eye he was watching from the top of the wardrobe put me right off

[PegLegAntoine]

I still am after about 13 years hog :o

[TakemedowntoPotatoCity]

It's as if Sammie knew what was coming fnar

[FromDespairToHere]

DP and I have 4 cats between us so it's rare that we get to shag without a feline audience. It doesn't matter!

[SmileEachDay]

I think you have a problem if he was watching Crufts on his phone whilst wanking. Check.

The implications for Sammie are significant.

[Contraceptionismyfriend]

We have sex with the cat on the bed. He refuses to move and we don't want him screaming to come in and risk him waking up the kids.

Sammie will not suffer any trauma. YABU.

[Ginkythefangedhellpigofdoom]

My cat in her old age deliberately and regularly takes a special trip through to sit at my feet, crying for a stroke while I'm sitting on the toilet. You'd think my sitting there was akin to catnip! Animals don't care!

[SurgeHopper]

We have sex with the cat on the bed.


^^

Now this is getting ridiculous

[Miljah]

'We have sex with the cat on the bed'.

That's one of the funniest things I've read!

[MysweetAudrina]

If myself and dh are play fighting the dog loves to join in and growl and try to bite our socks but as soon as we start any kind of sex stuff he gets up, walks away and waits outside until we are done. How does he know and why does it walk away. He is a neutered Male so its not like he knows what we are doing.

[OpiesOldLady]

Ooh... lots of pussies on the bed then?

[Mcclare]

🤢

[MumUndone]

Think the squirrel was interested in his nuts