Aibu to be disgusted?

[Mailey]

So I recently came home from work early and my oh was 'helping himself' upstairs.
I didnt realise he was doing it and i walked in on him.
Now I normally don't have an issue with this at all. He can sort out his needs as he sees fit. No problem.
My issue was the fact that our German shepherd was in the room with him. In fact, he was on the bed. He was simply sat at the bottom of the bed looking out of the window and oh was sat at the top with his phone.
I asked him why Sammie was in there and he said he would whine at the door if he shut him out and it put him off.
I dunno. I'm grossed out

[RockyFlintstone]

'It's not cheating if you rub peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off'!

'You know, because it's YOUR dog, get it?'

Road Trip is such an underrated film! 😂

[PegLegAntoine]

An excellent example of the need for proper punctuation :o

[Crabbyandproudofit]

We have sex with the cat on the bed.

Is perfectly fine if "We have sex, with the cat on the bed". Beyond ridiculous if "We have sex with the cat, on the bed"!

Cats are a law unto themselves.

[Mother87]

Butterfly

[januaryfirst]

This is hilarious

[ghostyslovesheets]

also recently featured on The Stand Up Sketch Show oddly enough

I'm sure the 'dog' will be fine OP - nice try though

[Contraceptionismyfriend]

I mean he's a cat. So I don't know his logic.

[Contraceptionismyfriend]

He seems fine with us leaving but if we are in the house he will get up and follow us everywhere. Even if he's curled up and you just go to the kitchen for a drink he will follow me there. Follow me back and go back to his spot.

[Butterfly3005]

Sometimes I will have some alone time 'helping myself' under the blanket. Its so off-putting when one of my cats does a big pounce onto the spot, thinking there's a mouse or something moving under the blanket!

[americandream]

@conraceptionismyfriend How does your cat cope if you leave the house? You know, to go to work, or shopping, or socialising, or to post a letter, or away for a day trip???

There cannot possible be someone in the house 24/7.

[Contraceptionismyfriend]

Why is it ridiculous?
We don't go downstairs get the cat and put him on the bed and perform for him.

Ever since we collected him from the centre he has to be with someone. If locked him out of a room he loses his shit.

We're in bed. Watching tv and end up having sex.
The cat isn't a second thought. He's curled up at the very end of a kind sized bed.

They're animals.

[americandream]

🤮🤢

WHY?

Why would anyone do it in front of the dog? (Or cat?) I know they prob don't care, but it's just weird! 😲

[LonelyAmongUs]

I wanked my cat off by mistake once.

I'm guessing he didn't call you back. Aloof, fickle bastard

[Charley50]

I wanked my cat off by mistake once.

[EnglishRose13]

The dog regularly jumps on the bed while we are doing it.

Not the threesome fantasy I had in mind...

[TheMuminator2]

At least he puts the dog's feelings first,even if he was doing that. Show you have a caring man.....check his phone for what images he was looking at at the time....in case

[TheMuminator2]

Sammie might need therapy

[NicoAndTheNiners]

Whine!

[NicoAndTheNiners]

I have to shut the dog out the bedroom for sexy times with dh. Admittedly she does wine at the door which can be off putting.

[StillCoughingandLaughing]

A cow saw me having sex once.

[mummyhaschangedhername]

Haha haha 😂

I lock the cats out, it's really off putting if they come in, they just stare at us ... like they know 😂

[Gingerkittykat]

Just confirming cats have no concept of privacy. If the human is on the bed then they want to be there too.

[screamifyouwant]

Remember vividly having sex one night and catching the cats eye he was watching from the top of the wardrobe put me right off
Lol

[NotACleverName]

As long as he didn't blow his load in Sammie's face I'm not seeing the problem? It's highly unlikely that Sammie gave a single shit.

And "helping himself" you can say having a wank, you know.

[EffYouSeeKaye]

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