To be pissed off at This Morning's Gender Reveal Breaking News Stunt?

[RunningFeisty]

Just that really, Holly said hold on breaking news! I actually got a bit worried thinking we had been attacked or something!

Specially as in the last few days we have had bomb threats with those packages found in London etc.

Aibu to have an issue with this? Is it just me?

They are on different days so it doesn't raise suspicions however mumsnet has cracked it.

Does Holly often do breaking news on This Morning then? I only ask as I haven't watched the programme in years so perhaps things have changed...

What a fast moving thread... I left for a few minutes and I'm back to being lost again! I had only just worked out the plot too. So who's nipples are we stitching?

Pip's nips

Pip's Pan

That explains Gordon the Gopher.

Am I still in with a chance though?

Is HM identifying as twin boys to distract everyone from Brexit and is it working?

Best thread in ages.

Royal gender is not male or female. It is Royal or commoner.
HTH.

If the Queen is twins, why are her birthdays on two different days? I'm telling you, she just hasn't thought it through.

Because June was when the Queens were due but they arrived in April.

*The next step will be having four more nipples surgically attached so that he can feed all three sets of twins at the same time.

Pip's udders*

Wetting myself, people think I'm crazy 😂😂

Is that you Sharon?

They're developing a Liz bot and a Pip bot who can feed PGGDiddy and the 6 twins all at the same time. Freeing up Pip and Liz to take part in Celebrity Apprentice, Family Edition.

Am I still in with a chance though?

Who did you want a go at? Philip, Gordon the Gopher or the other Phillip. So confused but having fun trying to work all this out.

This is why I need to return to work soon. I'm turning odd.

Pip's Teats Treat the Nation - see photos pages 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6

I also thought something terrible had happened. I was thinking a death. I also thought it was mean for the twin parents to announce one little boy and … as it really seemed like they were having one of each.

The Queen or Queen? Are all of Queen having three twins? Will the all the tripples of twins have have matching jumpsuits as a Freddie Mercury tribute? Why has this not been more widely reported?!?

Brian May is already a twin. Of his wife.

Pheobe and Mike split up?

😂😂😂 At this thread. And really, mumsnetters need to grow up? NO. You need to bloody learn how to explain yourself. How were all those, who didn’t watch the show supposed to decifer your ramblings? The reason this has turned into a very funny farce is because of you. So well done. Maybe.

AND ITS NOT GENDER ITS SEX. ARRRRRRRGH!

Holly announcing something mega serious lol 😂

I have figured out why some people are confused about Mike's gender.

Here he is on the phone (go to 1 minute 54)

Holly and Phil doing anything serious or anything at all actually 🤔.

Could you imagine if there were an attack? The. both giggling, rolling around on the sofa like weeble wobbles with Phil trying to do his serious face, sending it as white as his hair.

No.

*them

Brian May is already a twin. Of his wife

This thread is genius