to not correct my toddler's hilarious mispronunciations?

[Celledora]

Will it scar him for life if I let him find out for himself that he it is, in fact, 'bread sticks' he loves, not "big d*cks'?!

Last year I bought DToddler new socks. She was overjoyed and insisted on holding them whilst shouting “COCKS. Mummy got new cocks.”

My eldest couldn't say ice cream instead it was arse cream. My four year old speaks brilliantly but for some reason New York is tricky, she calls it yew nork I know I should correct her but it's just so cute lol

My youngest has been doing Jack & the Beanstalk and it’s a ‘Yoga’ who’s coming for Jack

My youngest called used the word 'Fuck' for fork.

Used the word fuck for fork that should say!

My son loved his binoculars when he was younger and would run around asking ‘where my knockers ‘

We get asked for a pam sandwich at lunchtime - ham sandwich, ds knows how to say h but for some reason this one has settled in. Its so cute and never want him to stop

My 3 yr old loves jumping in muddy cuddles.

Blo(o)dy Botion instead of Body Lotion.
I used to write down in my diary the funny mishaps, still makes me smile.

We had rotodile, cockporn, simon towel and a number of others I sadly can't remember.

He's 10 now and we still have creative curriclium, potcorn, and 100 per miles an hour! He won't have it that it's either miles per or miles an!

Oh and nins and peedles! That one has stuck

We used to go to Tumbletots with my DD - she always called it 'gymlastics' which I thought rather apt.
Scabetti instead of spaghetti.

Oh and flamingo wings! Sounds so much better than bingo wings!

She is very articulate for her age but we still have asky-dent. And Brexit for breakfast

Youngest ds
During pokemon go phase
"Yes!! I love incest!" (Incense)

Same son
Winmardium smelly mimosa
Harry Potter is always fun in our house.

I will be devastated when they stop

We have had today :

Clock-a-doo-the-doo - when making morning rooster sounds
and
Transport Carter - which seems an oddly old fashioned way of saying instead of Car Transporter.

My dd has only recently stopped saying lemonaise for mayonnaise and still says oboe instead of elbow.
My ds had glue ear and quite bad speech for a long time and came out with the strangest things. Paggar for Grandpa and Bugger for Grandma. He also said fuck for Fox. He also mispronunced hospital as hopsital for the longest time.

Ds has a 'bugger gun' for shooting bubbles

my dd used to point out the helicockters in the sky

Chocolate was cock-o-late to my DD1 when she was that age.

DD2 always called helicopters deedoxers, for some reason. That one has stuck. She is 20 now and we still tease her about it.

We were at the zoo and DS(2) gleefully pointed at the coloured birds and shouted "carrots!"

He liked to have chips for tea from the "ship shop" Not so long after there was a refurbishment and a picture of a fishing boat put up on the wall so it is now indeed a ship shop

ds1 could not say banana, it always came out as Blarner

I tried to correct him,

Me:say buh
Him:..."buh, can I have the blarner"
Me:say nana
Him: "nana, can I have the blarner?
Me: say buh-nana
Him: buh nana buh-nana, buh nana
Me:would you like this banana
Him: yes please, give me the blarner.

He also invented LorryCarUP, for those giant car transporters.....going through the usual phase of lorries and buses and interesting vehicles and obviously a bit stuck for its actual name... " wow, mummy, look at that.....that....ummm...lorryCarUP!"

I did Au Pair in America many moons ago. I looked after a 3 year old boy who was obsessed with Fire Engines or Fire Trucks as they're called in the US. Every time he saw one he'd shout at the top of his lungs "Look at the Fire Fuck"

DS5 says cupumber and fraggles instead of freckles

Popo cocks!

*coco pops