to not correct my toddler's hilarious mispronunciations?

[Celledora]

Will it scar him for life if I let him find out for himself that he it is, in fact, 'bread sticks' he loves, not "big d*cks'?!

Cookies are 'cuppies'.

Football sounds like fuckboy. He was once sat at the table saying "fucking knife" over and over took me a while to realise he was saying fork and knife

DS used to call his buggy his "bugger"

Which was fun

"I want my bugger" tantrummed when I thought it was time we stopped using it

And used to yell "fast as you can" on repeat when running but it came out "fuuucking fuuucking fuuucking" I knew what he meant, it was only the looks that made me clock it was coming out differently to others

From our various 4 kids:

Clockit for chocolate
Ambiance for ambulance
Curtain for car window ('open my curtain!')
Muhumph for the MPH roadsign
Vulva for Volvo

We had "jobbies" for strawberries (in Scotland) and "shit fucks" for flip flops. Still no idea how DD1 got to the second one. It didn't take her long to figure out the real words.

My 3 year old calls robots, rubops, and he's currently got chickens POPS.

Never correct it, they'll correct themselves far too quickly. It's sooooo sweet.

Cupincumber for cucumber
Compinputer for computer
And my all time favourites... Hair-cups for hiccups and hair-bottoms for farts 😂😂

Oh and "wiffle" for "careful"...said repeatedly to himself as he manoevered around the climbing frame ♥️ "Wiffle...wiiiiffle...." 😂😂

Budder, budder, budder!!! And yes...

🤣 this made my night.
My favourite in our house is shit baw instead of football- that's my girl you tell daddy to turn the shitbaw off 🤣 we live in Scotland where baw is a standard word for ball

Cockporn here too and socks were cocks

My dd:
plait = prat. Whenever she sees someone's hair in a plait, in a super loud tone " look mummy that's a prat" 😂

I promise you I don't use that word, she just pronounces L as R at the moment, ( black = brack) which I find cute/ funny as by tomorrow she'd grow out of it which can be heartbreaking hahaha.

The toddler in the family must have been learning about shapes at pre-school when he asked me to draw him a squircle.

DD doesn't have many, but she does call her friend William Willybumbum

My dd has a rather large giraffe in her room that OH and I named Jackie before she was born. All giraffes are now known by dd as 'Jackieraffe'

She was talking to me about 'the yellow flowers' yesterday and I told her they were called daffodils... I can't even begin to explain her pronunciation but I need to get it in film before she corrects herself 😍

Oh yes farfabella = umbrella. I do correct her but I'll be sad when she says it properly.

MIL bought Dd some of those animal snap cards. Dd likes the tall pink birds... amingos!

Eletuts ( elephant)
volksdragon (Volkswagen)
knife fucking spoon (knife fork spoon)

My DD did the clock/cock one, was so much fun when we were at the train station (almost every day) and without fail she would point and say "look mummy! Big cock!"

She also called parcels arseholes, and as s result once called the postman an arsehole when he came to the door with a delivery.

My favourite was when she was in the I wave at everyone and everyone waves back stage and she'd wave and say "Die!" instead of bye.

The ramba doubt. ... Is the roundabout...

My daughter had difficulty with somw word soundings so attended speach and language. She made very quick progress and on the day of discharge from the service we attended a final meeting. When asked if we were happy with m progress my DH piped up no. Both mine and the therapists head swivel round for an explanation, DH pipes up 'she's stopped saying her cute mispronouncations like i want the udder one instead of the other one! Cue head shaking and laughter x

My dd 2 is terrible for this and they're all so bad you'd think she was doing it on purpose
Stick = dick
Stick man = dickman (worlds worst super hero)
Mousetrap = mouse crap
Clock = cock
Lily = willy (brilliant when she talks about the orange Willie's in the garden)
She also says shit very firmly to dogs the owners look horrified until I tell them she's going for sit
One I'll never correct though is she calls her sleepsuit her duggy no idea why she does but its adorable and I'll be gutted when she stops.

Arse berries instead of raspberries 😂

My 4 year old calls plaits fiddles. I can see her point since i have to fiddle with her hair to get them in.
Shouts for sprouts.
effelents for elephants