To find the Oral B adverts beyond annoying

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It makes my teeth itch with irritation every time it comes on

@Thesuzle don't think anyone would notice that as we are all too busy thinking how annoying they are

I remember that, PasteSandwiches, it was worse than Terry Wogan's trousers

I also hate the one for Tena pretty pants or whatever they are. The woman says " I feel pretty and protacted". It's proEcted!!

God I get insanely angry at all of these.

“I didn’t know OralB made a toothpaste!”

That fucking odd looking woman on the bus who appears to be trying to shit herself because she’s lost her bank card.

Claudia Wicklemans hair “look how shiny it is! Look!”

Someone’s knocking on the door ... fuck off.

The life insurance adverts “we had enough to pay for the funeral plus a little bit more besides!” Everyone all happy and excited after a loved one had just died? I don’t think so.

The First choice adverts which shows everyone dancing around the pool, along the beach etc ...

The advert with the two girls on a bike at a holiday camp. The younger one pulls it off, the older one is just annoying.

And finally remember the “as clean as s man called David” shite that wasn’t funny to start with but everyone was obsessed with it? Well they decided to milk it forever more and now instruct kids to come up with more shit that doesn’t make sense. “As clean as a spoon in a football pitch” or some such shite

I hate that tenner ad.

I just had a whoops moment.

FUCK OFF

Joining in to say that stupid oral b woman is only topped by the idiot that gets yoghurt on her nose in every advert and thinks it's cute. It's not, it's childish and annoying and so are you.
Oh and tena pants pretty discreet things - they do the same job if they've got butterflies printed on them or not. They don't need to be pretty, who the fuck is going to be flashing them?! I don't flash my normal underwear so I doubt I'll feel the need to flash those when I need them which is creeping ever closer

This PasteSandwiches, HankNPat?

I like Barclaycard woman

Well. Thank. You. Very. Much, Owlish

"What do you do to keep your mouth healthy?"

My response is to shout at the telly "Try keeping your mouth shut and the germs won't get in and we'll all feel better"
It really is a terrible advert.

Oh god, yes! DH actually looks slightly aghast at the vehemence with which I shout at the telly: ‘don’t know how to look after your mouth? Get a fecking toothbrush and use it, you stupid woman!’

Oh God I hate the oral b woman - obsessed with continual exercising (with an ever increasing breathless shrieky voice) but doesn't know how to brush her teeth - something most people learn as a small child.
She didn;t know Oral B made toothpaste - so she's never been to the dentist and seen all the adverts in the waiting room then? She's never been to a supermarket and looked down the toothpaste aisle - presumably she searches in vain for toothpaste in the vegetable section while she's stocking up with peppers.
She must have tartar build up as thick as trumps wall - no wonder she talks in such a stupid way.

She's so terminally stupid how does she live ?
'I didn't know you could get money out of the bank' 'I didn't know you can talk to other people with a phone' 'I didn't know you can cut up food with a knife and fork' 'I didn't know you have to take your pants down before you piss' (get yourself to Tena lady's house love)

I hope she gets charged £1000 for her check up because 'I didn't know we had an NHS'

THE BIG CAHUNAS OF THE BEACH

@mrsjoyfulprizeforraffiawork

Loving your name, I am a huge Molesworth fan as any fule kno

Oh God the coffee one NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU, BRIAN and nasty instant coffee isn't going to change that

Kurrikurri
Yes to your whole rant - loved it!

Maybe I’m just old and cynical, but I think advertisers deliberately make ads bloody annoying to stick in your mind and generate lots of free publicity- like this thread!

"I didn’t know Oral Bmadetoothpaste”!

What the fuck did you think they made then?

Sex toys. Obviously.

@ Sallycinammonbangsthedruminthe and
@ PasteSandwiches

Barry Scott isn’t a real person. Besides which, he has the face of a WASP. And all that shouting has made me resolve never to buy Cillit Bang...…….

Yy. Oral b woman is so annoying plus the way they show how to use the electric brush is incorrect

Barclay card woman - yes Hannah you shall buy a round but if you have only got £83.50 maybe you shouldn’t be going out??

@HankNPat

Oops, didn't mean to tag HankNPat

@owlish @belinda789 That's the picture that haunts my sexy dreams. But not real you say? Like CGI? It does explain the girthy member though.

Why, Owlish?! I thought you were rather amused by my Margot Leadbetter response to your pic of Barry Scott

I sat next but to to Penelope Keith at a funeral a few years ago

I can’t stand the simpering tart. I want all her teeth to fall out. And then for her to die.

Harsh. But just about on the edge of 'fair'