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To find the Oral B adverts beyond annoying

179 replies

Member869894 · 20/02/2019 22:13

It makes my teeth itch with irritation every time it comes on

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JRMisOdious · 21/02/2019 09:07

“SoSaidTheHorse

Why does she only eat peppers? That's what I want to know. There's rows of them in the fridge. I love peppers and eat them several times a week, but even I don't go through that many.”

You’ll be sorry when your teeth fall out.

derxa · 21/02/2019 09:09

The advert which grinds me at the moment is the Equity Release one from Key - bloody ear worm jingle! angry Is that one with the smug couple? The woman is especially annoying and then they all dance in the street.
I hate the Vax one where Anna Richardson says, 'We spray, we sponge, we wipe but what about our carpets?' In a very doom laden way...

JRMisOdious · 21/02/2019 09:12

HankNPat

Is the Key Equity Release ad the one with the "had a cuppa tea" song? The other equally irritating song in an ad is On The Market. Why do they use 'jolly Cockney Sparrer' type music?!”

Because Jolly Cockney Sparrers selling their spruced up former Victorian East End HMOs for 3 million quid are the only people who can afford to move.

(Ignore me, it’s pure envy, wish I could afford a spruced up East End former Victorian HMO 😬)

YouBumder · 21/02/2019 09:13

I don’t want to be a party pooper on a light hearted post but please don’t use the R word adrienne.

I hate the oral B advert too I always rant when it comes on.

I also hate (May be regional) the people’s postcode lottery ad. Irritating as fuck!

HankNPat · 21/02/2019 09:17

I know it's demographics, JRM, but, by god that music is irritating!!!!!

shumway · 21/02/2019 09:20

I really can't stand the Cadbury's advert.

bananamonkey · 21/02/2019 09:27

I’ve found my people, who thinks about keeping healthy in terms of the different parts of their body? Oh I go to spin class for my bum and eat peppers for my heart?

I don’t understand the caffeine shampoo ad. Does all your hair fall out when you turn 40? /asking for a friend.

JRMisOdious · 21/02/2019 09:31

HankNPat

I know it's demographics, JRM, but, by god that music is irritating!!!!!”

Gawd bless yer guvner, not to cheeky cockney sparrers it ain’t Grin

thaegumathteth · 21/02/2019 09:32

I’ve never seen the advert but I’m glad you told me because tbh I don’t know oral b even did a toothpaste

I hate her and her stupid smiling fucking face. She wouldn’t need toothpaste if I knocked her teeth out.

GetOffTheTableMabel · 21/02/2019 09:38

🎶 “Someone’s knocking at the door, somebody’s ringing the bell” 🎵

Someone might get punched if they do that on my doorstep. Drives me bloody nuts. It could be jealousy because I haven’t won the lottery though.

YouBumder · 21/02/2019 09:41

Fistbump mabel

MiceSqueakCatsMeow · 21/02/2019 09:42

When she is shown cleaning her teeth, she isn't even using toothpaste!!! Also why is the dentist so patronising and why is it only women not knowing which toothbrush or toothpaste to use? Why do they always lick their teeth and then nod and smile at themselves. I hate these adverts!!!

Littlebelina · 21/02/2019 09:45

SoSaidTheHorse - yes, the motherfucking peppers! Who has a fridge filled entirely with peppers! Is she stockpiling for Brexit?

Spidey66 · 21/02/2019 09:48

Fecking ''I didn't know OralB made a toothpaste.'' The clues in the name, lady.

AnyFucker · 21/02/2019 09:49

Funny thread Smile

I have just one word for you: Wayfair

Noooooo

MiceSqueakCatsMeow · 21/02/2019 09:49

I don't know why the Barclay card woman has a curry baguette before her school reunion. The garlic and spices will give her bad breath.

Toddlerteaplease · 21/02/2019 09:57

Not as bad as the head and shoulders ads with Claudia winklemans hair. Angry

pinkhousesarebest · 21/02/2019 09:58

My teenage ds has just left the kitchen to avoid having any more snippets of this thread read out to him.
Excellent fun.

PasteSandwiches · 21/02/2019 09:59

I hate all adverts mentioned here but my current peak annoyance comes from one of the life insurance ones (Beagle St??). They've just moved and are only sorting out life insurance. Last time I checked it was a condition of getting a mortgage to prove you had insurance in place.

LancashireTea · 21/02/2019 10:04

The woman on the vodaphone advert has a voice that gives me the rage.

And the nationwide poems. I love a poem, but fuck me, they are irritating.

Deadbudgie · 21/02/2019 10:11

Omg, there was a post recently about people who had faces you want to punch. I kept meaning to put this woman.

I also hate the message this advert puts out, all you see is her doing things to improve appearance.

Bet if it was a bloke we would be seeing him chatting up women, being successful in his suites career, maybe showing him winning at a cycling race/marathon.

Sallycinammonbangsthedruminthe · 21/02/2019 10:18

Carol Smilie bless her trying pathetically to revive a flagging career in a beige blouse chatting to the dishwasher man about grease build up...seriously love just stop embarrassing yourself....and anything with Barry Scott he can bang right off with his cillet!

JRMisOdious · 21/02/2019 10:25

**hate her and her stupid smiling fucking face. She wouldn’t need toothpaste if I knocked her teeth out.”

Hear she speaks highly of you too 😂

PasteSandwiches · 21/02/2019 10:26

I once saw on here a picture of batty scott take from an advert where he looks like he's got an erection. Grim.

Thesuzle · 21/02/2019 10:28

Has no one else seen that the dentist and toothy girl have the same HAIR COLOUR

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