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AIBU to ask you to explain missing ironing board

524 replies

Purrrplexed · 20/02/2019 20:19

Hi,

This may seem trivial to some but it has totally freaked me out to the extent I am spending the night with friends. Please help me see reason!

Yesterday, I had a meeting which required a more formal outfit that was nice and crisp. I have an ironing board which is rarely used but ha ALWAYS been placed in the coat cupboard in my corridor by the front door. However, when I went to retrieve it yesterday it was NOWHERE TO BE SEEN. I am disturbed as I can come up with no logical explanation as to why it was missing. The last time I used it was 3 ish weeks ago.

  • I live on my own in C. London
  • My visitors arrive on foot, tube etc
  • I would notice if they walked off with the ironing board- it is 100% not in the flat.
  • Why steal a rarely used ironing board
-I live in a secure building with the concierge (until 7 pm)

AIBU to ask you to please explain this. I'm really unnerved. Am I crazy? What would your natural reaction to this be?

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fruitandbarley · 22/02/2019 20:14

OP, are you a top floor flat? If so do you have a ceiling hatch? They can sometimes be joined to next door , they could have come in, then used the ironing board to reach back up to get out, they had to lift it up and take it with them so you didn't realise they'd been in.

ItsNotNormalLove · 22/02/2019 20:14

Oh this is just baffling!

TripleSeptic · 22/02/2019 20:39

Wtaf am I doing, worrying about the ironing board and waiting for a picture of the cupboard?? I'm losing it.

Sb74 · 22/02/2019 20:40

Have you found it yet? Are you busy ironing?

Supersoaker10 · 22/02/2019 21:09

I just love all these suggestions that ex has rode off on his bike with an ironing board attached by mistake or walked away with it without realising or someone has broken in and stolen it .........who would actually do these things?!
Saying that I have no explanation what so ever?! Ooooo an invisibility cloak ?! Confused

IDoN0tCare · 22/02/2019 21:28

Did you put it in the fridge? I’ve been known to put my glasses in the fridge and the butter on the worktop. 😉😁

Knittedfairies · 22/02/2019 21:36

Are you absolutely certain you had an ironing board to lose? You haven't thrown it out because it was wobbly/paint falling off?
(I may just have turned the contents of the loft upside down several times looking for an artificial Christmas tree... before remembering I'd thrown it out the previous year)

llangennith · 22/02/2019 21:50

Please let us know when it turns up OP. I'm overly invested in this thread😄

ChakiraChakra · 22/02/2019 21:57

Had anybody suggested putting some lost posters sound the neighbourhood?

ChakiraChakra · 22/02/2019 22:15

Like this?

AIBU to ask you to explain missing ironing board
IDoN0tCare · 22/02/2019 22:19

ChakiraChakra Grin

WatchingTVagain · 22/02/2019 22:42

This happened to me- lost my keys- house and car keys three weeks ago!! They must be in my house as I drove home!! No sign still!! So stressful!!

Do you have a cat toy basket because that's where I found my husbands earlier. Although tempting to blame the cat I think I've thrown them in with the random toys I was clearing up Blush

ShesABelter · 22/02/2019 23:04

Right this is not acceptable! You can't can't just post threads like this and not have resolved it by the time I get to the end of the posts. Get it found op!

OhYouBadBadKitten · 22/02/2019 23:15

Maybe you never had one.

I once lost dh in a shop in London. While standing there I had a sudden panic that maybe I'd not come with him in the first place. Turns out I had, but maybe you dreamt you had an ironing board Grin

ScrambledSmegs · 22/02/2019 23:29

Oh this reminds me of Chaos's missing toaster.

You don't by any chance have an extremely eccentric mother who feels that your ironing board is more likely to impress her friends than her own more humble one?

Excitedforxmas · 22/02/2019 23:31

It might be with my 6ft Xmas tree

expat101 · 23/02/2019 00:02

Is your apartment accessible via a man hole in the roof? My Ex (carpenter) was working in a new housing estate many years ago and left his tool box on the job he was on. Went back next day, toolbox gone. Asked neighbours, no one had seen anyone on site. A few years later, Hubby got a call back to the house he stood the frame up on, and while working on it, glanced across at neighbours garage, saw his toolbox inside. No one home, so up on the roof he went, lifted some tiles and took his tool box back. Some of his tools were still inside, and some other bits and pieces. The neighbour would have had no idea....

LaurenOrdering · 23/02/2019 00:37

I should lend you my DD, now she can find anything. My dropped contact lenses are her speciality.
Btw I was extolling the virtues of MN to my unMN friend & she says she hopes you find your ironing board soon & giggled. I told her off for that!

Mum2OneTeen · 23/02/2019 00:53

Under the bed?

Alleycat1 · 23/02/2019 05:28

Perhaps your flat has a portal to another dimension? I am convinced my last house had one. E.g. I owned an over-sized glass perfume bottle with a huge glass stopper. One day while dusting I dropped the stopper and it fell to the floor. I went to pick it up and there was absolutely no sign of it. DH and DSD both looked - nothing. For several months I dissected my vacuum bags to make sure the stopper hadn't been sucked up; highly unlikely as it was really big. Then we decided to get rid of the fitted carpet and install wooden flooring. DH did the work and the stopper still did not come to light, therefore the portal theory has to be the only explanation! 😯

sashh · 23/02/2019 05:59

OP

I used to joke I had a poltergeist because of weird things. Eg getting up in the morning and finding an appointment card for something I had forgotten sitting in plain sight on the sofa. I also lived alone.

Things would go missing and turn up days later.

It was only when a friend stayed over I found out that I occasionally sleep walk (what I have said and done asleep is another thread).

If you were worried about the meeting it is possible you took the ironing board in to the corridor in your sleep and then went back to sleep. Someone has moved it because it is a fire hazard.

I would ask your neighbours and if there is CCTV check that.

Ce7913 · 23/02/2019 06:21

My last apartment was managed by an extremely shady and unprofessional office of a real estate franchise.

Prior to our signing the lease, we asked both the showing agent and the signing agent/manager a particular question, and they both lied blatantly. Unfortunately, the 'four corners' of the lease were silent on this seemingly straightford issue so when I called them three days into the lease to arrange resolution and they lied and said they'd never said it, we had little recourse but a lengthy, uncertain civil complaints process, which was just not worth it given that we had no proof (lesson learned). They were bizarrely unprofessional about the whole thing, contradicting themselves with new lies, sneering, mocking, throwing personal insults and whatnot.

Anyway, about a week after moving in, I came home unexpectedly early on a weekday and saw a man dressed like a real estate agent in the building's common stairway near our apartment door. I didn't recognise hime and mightn't have thought anything of it except that he sort of started when he saw me, and had a 'deer in headlights' sort of look before composing himself, mumble-babbling something then hurriedly leaving the building. When I went inside, I could smell god-awful aftershave, and some private documents I had left on the dining table that morning were fanned out. Two $50 notes from a birthday card were missing from the kitchen bench. No aircon, no windows or doors nearby, no fan, and I had left well after my partner that morning.

I was unnerved, but against my intuition I talked myself into believing my partner's more reasonable theory that I was tired from the move and unpacking and misremembering how/where I had left everything.

The following week (it was a weekday) my partner had just left for work in the car. I had an unexpected day off and was sitting on the living room couch in just my underwear drinking earl grey and moisturising whilst I caught up on 'The Good Wife', when I heard a key turn in the lock.

My cat growled and ran into the bedroom, but I didn't move, thinking it was my partner returning, having forgotten something.

Two seconds later, that man opened the door and casually strolled into my apartment, staring at his phone! With his shoulder still propping my door open, he set his smoothie down on the corner of my occasional, and was reaching into a bag hanging from his phone arm. My heart almost jumped out of my throat. I screeched and grabbed for my couch throw to cover up. He almost jumped out of his skin - looked up, shocked, grabbed his smoothie and literally just backed out, really quickly shutting the door in front of him without saying anything.

I heard him go upstairs, grabbed my clothes and waited. After about two minutes I could hear him trying to slowly, quietly come back down the stairs (they were creaky as).

I opened the door wide, my heart thumping in my chest the whole time, and said, really loudly, "Who are you?! How do you have a key to our apartment?!"
Him, rushing past: "Oh, sorry, sorry, I'm about to do an open house upstairs and I opened your door by accident!"
"How?"
"Huh?"
"How did you open our door?"
"I used the master key."
"There is no master key for the apartments, there us only a master key for the building; the apartment locks are all independent." (The building had about 40 apartments - some were owner occupied, some leased privately, and the rest were leased by different real estate entities).
"Oh, well, I must have picked up your key by mistake."
"So you accidentally took my apartment key, and then also happened to accidentally come to this side of the building, this landing, this exact door - out of all the apartments in this building that you could have 'accidentally' tried to unlock?"
He just sort of sneered and walked out.

I didn't hear him unlock or enter any apartments whilst he was upstairs and no open house was held that day. I actually went upstairs and asked the other residents if any of them had had an open house scheduled and none of them had.

I don't know what their intentions were. I suspect that because they knew they were being super unethical, they may have been concerned that we would take our dispute to the Civil & Administrative Tribunal or TAAS or Tenant's Union and wanted to find or manufacture evidence that we were breaking the terms of our lease (or the law) as leverage. Ordinarily I'd say that sounds paranoid but these people were so dishonest and unprofessional that I would not put it past them.

Which is all a long, roundabout way of saying, change your locks when you move in to a leased property to minimise the number of people who have access to your home, and get a security system.

MarieeBarone · 23/02/2019 07:20

:Ce7913: that is shocking!

Maydaybaby92 · 23/02/2019 07:58

I wish someone would take my ironing board.

everythingisbetterafteranap · 23/02/2019 08:44

Logically it's one of the following

  1. You've chucked it out and forgotten
  2. A relative with access has borrowed it
  3. It's there and you can't see it
  4. You sleepwalk and put it outside

Illogically it's one of the following

  1. It's on your head/in your hand
  2. Ghost/Burglar who likes ironing took it
  3. You're in the wrong flat
  4. It's all a dream

HTH