When I write my memoirs/first comedy show it will be called "Menopause stole my Eyebrows"

[InfiniteSheldon]

Seriously AIBU I'd heard quiet whispers about hot flushes, seen secret nods about forgetfulness even probably raised my own once lovely often overplucked brows at the idiosyncrasies of older women I knew but why didn't any tell me about this? I can't leave the house until I've reapplied my bloody eyebrows between the bald patches and the white ones they've all but disappeared! My hair has hardly any grey, I'm fighting the weight gain, coping with the night sweats but for the love of God I need eyebrows.

I found a single hair growing out of the back of one of my ears the other day, on the bit of the ear that curls over.

The worst part was that not expecting to find a hair there I'd not noticed it and it was quite long.

My whole face is like a permanent battlefield with me trying to get to the hair and remove it before it stages a coup and takes over completely, except for my eyebrows, which have all but disappeared.

The only advantage is that my underarm hair and pubs are in retreat, which is something I suppose.