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To ask which book characters irrationally annoy you?

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WaterBird · 12/02/2019 20:24

I'm currently reading the play "The Rise and Fall of Arturo UI" by the German playwright Bertolt Brecht (though it takes place in Chicago). There is a fairly minor character (at least at the point in the play where I'm at) called Young Dogsborough, whose father is a major character in his 80's. Any time the son says anything, it is to unnecessarily agree with the father. For example if the father says, "They've gone", the son will then say "My father says they've gone."
Which book characters have you felt annoyed by?

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BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 13/02/2019 04:58

The character from Sense and Sensibility that annoys me is Edward Ferrers. Secretly engaged to a woman he doesn't love, then gets disinherited for it.
Wuss

SubparOwl · 13/02/2019 05:19

@YothePussy ...when they BUTTER him.

Daisypie · 13/02/2019 05:23

Marker is so completely sanctimonious. Tells Jo to control her temper when Amy burns the only copy of Jo's book.

Daisypie · 13/02/2019 05:26

*Marmee.

Magmatic80 · 13/02/2019 05:28

Jessica Wakefield. Recently found one of the svh books and reread it. Good grief, what an absolute piece of work that girl was.

Yy to Valancy Stirling, ADORE her

Sithee · 13/02/2019 05:58

Amelia Badelia

I used to loathe bedtime reading when this was pulled off the shelf

NottonightJosepheen · 13/02/2019 06:00

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MarieVanGoethem · 13/02/2019 07:14

"Amy March is a vacuous & amazingly, given her upbringing, entitled, little horror." She's the representation of their previous selves when they HAD money,

Surely Meg’s struggles with their reduced position in society (envying her more affluent peers, letting Sallie Gardiner & the Moffatt girls dress her up “like a doll”, drinking champagne, her level of concern with her appearance & Jo’s) is what fulfils that function; particularly as it’s heavily suggested that Meg, at 16, is the only one of the girls to really remember their having money. Amy is 12 at the start of the novel & though a date’s not given it’s probably about 1862/3 as the Civil War is established but the outcome seems uncertain; so she’d have been 9 or 10 when her father went away to become an army chaplain, presumably leaving them in the same circumstances we find them at the start of the novel. But more importantly, unless I missed something crucial, there isn’t actually any suggestion that the reduction in circumstances of the March family changed the parents’ worldview &/or the value system they raised the girls with/by - & we don’t learn how they lost their money.

As for the Alcotts, they were pretty much always poor, just sometimes poorer than others - you might be thinking of the school her father opened, planning to run it on his own [transcendentalist] lines. It failed spectacularly. He basically thought a lot of work was beneath him & Louisa started working in her early teens to help support the family as a result. There’s a quote of hers about philosophers being men in balloons - they’re safe as long as there are women holding the ropes on the ground. Her family moved over 20 times in 30 years - I’d guess a stable home like the March’s would have been something she wished for. Some of Little Women definitely reads like wish fulfillment if you read a wee bit about her life - then obviously other bits do reflect her life/values, from only being able to afford school fees for the youngest to the abolitionism (at one stage the Alcotts were conductors on the Underground Railroad).

@lottielady sorry Blush but yes, @Pinchycrab was absolutely right... I’d meant to footnote it but got distracted by Rampaging Felines Blush (honest to God though but she’s the most irritating character - she’s let boss everyone about & another character goes from interesting and sparky to a daydreaming wet lettuce on becoming her stepsister so she can herd her about & everyone call her marvellous for how she minds her... rawrgh...). She’s a rubber-necked, splay-footed, four-flushing SCARLET HIPPOPOTAMUS. The slang fine is worth it I tell you, worth it...

While I agree that Pollyanna is pretty impossible, am I really the only person who uses the Glad Game to deal with stuff a bit? I mean, clearly without telling anybody, because that would be weird. But, say, stenosis has progressed from C5 & C6 to C4 as well, because my spine is weirdy & apparently Full Of Doom. BUT the actual severity of Damage Throttling My Spinal Cord/Oh Hello Paralysis Looms isn’t actually any worse. So I can be EXCEPTIONALLY glad. So a bit Glad Game-ish, but not in a gaily skipping about way. Not least because I’d go base over apex if I tried that Grin

Claudio in Much Ado About Nothing might basically produce the title of the play with his idiocy, but he wants a slap. I suppose at least he doesn’t go full Othello, but that’s not the point. Men in Shakespeare with their CONSTANT leaping to “woman I love must have betrayed me - THIS VERY DODGY PERSON TOLD ME SO/GAVE ME SOME SUPERDODGY ‘PROOF’ SO IT MUST BE TRUE!” Mind you, they do seem to be very Cousins Before Jades - just look at Bassanio giving away his ring from Portia because Antonio said he should value his love more than an order from his wife. How about he value the symbol of their marriage & HER love & trust in him, Antonio; & we leave the ridiculous early modern concept of Only Men Can Really Have The Feelz our of it. (Though obviously we’ve now gone too far the other way...) Totally agree with the PP who finds Romeo irksome btw - I know he’s only 14, but I found him just as annoying when I was 13/14 & The Awesome Plan just as absurd & clearly doomed to failure as I do as an adult.

Looping back to the Family Meagles (in all their annoying awfulness) - can I just say “loads of Dickens characters who’re basically there as filler & frankly it just gets confusing”? (But not Tiny Tim as he, like Cousin Helen, is a victim of his context. And stupid ableist authors. PLEASE NOTE I DON’T THINK IT’S ABLEIST TO DISLIKE THEM &/or to want to yell at Cousin Helen that it’s fine & indeed healthy to be angry about a life-changing injury etc. --And obviously I don’t expect those authors to expect modern

MarieVanGoethem · 13/02/2019 07:23

Argh! Was headbutted by a cat causing me to post before meant to.

Anyway, what I was saying before I was affectionately stomped all over & found myself nose-booped:

Obviously I don’t expect contemporary views on disability from C19 authors, but just as old books can be considered racist/sexist they can be considered ableist.

Possibly this is a lovely thread where everyone would already totally get that. But knowing that isn’t always the case I thought I’d try to pre-empt any “it’s not ableist, it’s how it was”.

And that’s a big old digression from the point, sorry OP.

Tawdrylocalbrouhaha · 13/02/2019 07:51

Isabel Dalhousie in Alexander McCall Smith's books. His novels were all the reading I could cope with when I had a nervous breakdown and I honestly think that part of my recovery was realising that I could never be as loathsomely pretentious and self-absorbed as Isabel Dalhousie.

I can never work out whether we're meant to find her unbearable or not? I can't read her musings without wanting to scream "Get a proper JOB, Isobel!". In the most recent book she needs to hire a nanny and an admin assistant, in addition to her full time housekeeper, so she and her likewise-semi-employed husband can spend even more time pissing around.

QueenoftheLurkers · 13/02/2019 08:14

Love Stephen King, but can’t stand Holly Gibney. That whole “I’m so damaged but so winningly quirky and brave” thing really gets on my nerves and there’s no excuse for a grown adult using the words “poopy” and “fracking” - FFS woman learn to swear!

peppersaunt · 13/02/2019 08:29

Nice to see that several people upthread agree about teenaged Harry Potter - I assumed that it just hit too close to home (15 yo DD).

snoogans · 13/02/2019 08:31

Perdita McLeod from Polo by Jilly Cooper. Why anyone gave her the time of day is beyond me with all her screaming and stropping and treating everyone like shit all the time. What a cow.

Meralia · 13/02/2019 08:41

I liked Becky Bloomwood/ Brandon in the early shopaholic books, but when she went to LA she was foul and I really disliked her selfishness!

SquiddyMcSquidford · 13/02/2019 08:50

Happy to see I'm not the only one who hated the main character (Lee?) in Prep.

I tend to really dislike John Green characters, which is a shame since he is so great. It so buys into manic pixie dream girl and fanboys who worship them - why?!

Agree with this. I think he writes these characters to appeal to girls who like to relate to them/imagine they're that type (as I would have aged 15, argh Blush) and boys who relate to the lovesick male characters.

thegreatbeyond · 13/02/2019 08:53

Bridget Jones in 'Mad about the Boy' is absolutely insufferable. She has a cleaner, a nanny and no money worries but still can't actually do anything for the kids.

IJustLostTheGame · 13/02/2019 08:55

Victor Frankenstein.
Utter twat.
Did a runner when he became a 'father' and we were expected to feel sorry for HIM???? Man child.
Plus a load of the people he loved died because of him and all he did was moan about what agonies HE felt. Poor little Justine Moritz was executed and he was all 'poor little Justine, but way more POOR LITTLE ME. Even though it's all my fault and I'm going to do fuck all about it'

SquiddyMcSquidford · 13/02/2019 08:59

@thegreatbeyond I totally agree. It's all "it's so hard to be a mum" but she barely does anything for them and has endless, money, staff etc.. Maybe life really us like that for some people though Confused

SummerHouse · 13/02/2019 09:06

This is a very dark book club.

SummerHouse · 13/02/2019 09:09

...AND ANOTHER THING.....

SummerHouse · 13/02/2019 09:11

People padding from one room to another. Who "pads"???

BeanTownNancy · 13/02/2019 09:18

Dumbledore. Pretends to be all pious but is definitely endangering the children unnecessarily.

Charlie Bucket and his malingering grandfather.

QuimReaper · 13/02/2019 09:39

BeanTown Did you know there's a whole subreddit devoted to Grandpa Joe? Grin

QuimReaper · 13/02/2019 09:41

Fuck Grandpa Joe

MarieIVanArkleStinks · 13/02/2019 09:45

I have to disagree on Howard's End. The bookcase is the best character. 'It was the bookcase whodunnit:' best murder scene in English literature!