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To ask which book characters irrationally annoy you?

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WaterBird · 12/02/2019 20:24

I'm currently reading the play "The Rise and Fall of Arturo UI" by the German playwright Bertolt Brecht (though it takes place in Chicago). There is a fairly minor character (at least at the point in the play where I'm at) called Young Dogsborough, whose father is a major character in his 80's. Any time the son says anything, it is to unnecessarily agree with the father. For example if the father says, "They've gone", the son will then say "My father says they've gone."
Which book characters have you felt annoyed by?

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Tixywixy · 12/02/2019 23:52

Definitely Anne from Famous Five. Together with all the female characters in books that need to be rescued by boys/men all the time. Such a bad message to give to girls. Even now, how often do you have the male characters in films saving the day? In real life I don't happen to find my husband regularly rescuing me from certain death, so why does it always happen in films. Men may indeed be physically stronger but women can also use their brains and have ideas about how to resolve situations. Drives me bonkers.

Dinsey70 · 12/02/2019 23:56

Whatshername from fifty shades of grey. Her lips must be bleeding from being bitten so much! Gives me the rage!

TheClaws · 12/02/2019 23:57

Natasha in War and Peace. Vacillating between a number of male characters, some of whom go off to war/get themselves killed/mooch around her awkwardly for a reason I can’t quite work out. Meanwhile cousin Sonya is left a spinster, serving the happy breeding families, just because of her position in life. Ugh.

sweeneytoddsrazor · 13/02/2019 00:06

100% agree with Angel St Clare. The Schlegel sisters irritate me as well as does Marianne Dashwood. And even though I love the book I always want to shake Stevens and Miss Kenton for not admitting their feelings.

Graphista · 13/02/2019 01:00

"Starry eyed undergrads would wax lyrical about how it’s their favourite book of all time. I never fucking got it."

This SO reminded me of a particular experience at uni quite early on in first year.

I've never been able to get on with Thomas hardy and for one compulsory module we HAD to read one of his novels and I did it but under great sufferance. All the other students went into the related seminar full of how wonderful it was and what a great writer bla bla bla...

...I was feeling like a fraud being there anyway for various reasons and was wary of saying "the wrong thing" but it got so insufferable I ended up when the lecturer came to me (cos I'd not said anything) and I was like "I've never liked hardy, he blethers on incessantly about the scenery and the characters are never properly fleshed out I read it but only cos I had to and I won't be reading it or any of his other novels if I can possibly avoid it" the lecturer laughed and was like "finally one of you is being honest! I can't stand hardy either dull as dishwater (but don't tell the dean I said that 😉)" and THEN some of the others who'd been previously gushing started criticising 😂

At the end of the seminar the lecturer said something like "good start, remember whether you like the texts or not your supposed to analyse critically. You're not going to like them all, we don't either but you do have to know them"

I think a lot of people miss the point of WH, I don't think it's MEANT to be a beautiful love story it's meant to be a tragedy and the characters aren't meant to be likeable either I don't think, I think the point is they're right for each other and yet their faults lead to them not being together and so ultimately hurting themselves more than anyone else.

I adored the famous five books but even at 8 I found Anne incredibly annoying & whiny!

"I bet Julian spends his time these days shouting LEAVE MEANS LEAVE. Whilst his poor suffering wife dreams of sexy time with brother in law Dick, who now owns a bar in Majorca" 😂😂😂

Would he even be alive now? He was born in 1930 so he'd be 89 now! (I may get a tad over invested in fictional characters)

Alicia Johns was just a mean girl nasty little bully. Practical jokes are never nice whoever they're played on, because the whole point of them is to humiliate someone. But she was also seriously lacking in empathy and compassion, i suspect this was commented on around the time of publishing and is why Enid Blyton made her get sick and feel what it was like to be "stupid" as an object lesson to her.

(Not so fun fact - the school it was based on was in the same village as Jo brand grew up in - she'd have made mincemeat of Alicia!)

"Thomas (the tank). He is a selfish little arsehole.
And all the other whining little friends he has." Haha I think whatever pre school show/characters your child is obsessed with create a deep hatred in the parents especially the mother who lets face it is the one who's most likely had to watch the damn things a million times! I would still happily do time for killing bella out the Tweenies! And I still get a stomach lurch at the thought of trying to sing the hoobs song for the billionth time

"Amy March is a vacuous & amazingly, given her upbringing, entitled, little horror." She's the representation of their previous selves when they HAD money, the family weren't always poor. Iirc and it's based on the real life Alcott family the father made an unwise investment and lost it all on basically a gamble that he was advised against. Then the parents "found God" and became all "saintly" I think partly as a way of dealing with this misfortune.

"Even now, how often do you have the male characters in films saving the day?" I think you'll like the link below:

m.youtube.com/watch?v=JKKRBnpDpBY

lottielady · 13/02/2019 01:04

Tiny fucking Tim from A Christmas Carol. Insipid little creep.

lottielady · 13/02/2019 01:04

Also Beth from Little Women. If you stood too close she’d rot your teeth.

DancelikeEmmaGoldman · 13/02/2019 01:05

My my most ferocious hatred of a literary character is reserved for Susan, love interest of Spenser, in Robert B Parker’s PI books.

Eat a fucking sandwich Susan, all at once.

lottielady · 13/02/2019 01:20

What does AAOAOML stand for from upthread?

Livingoncake · 13/02/2019 01:28

Ooh, this is fun!

The Baby-Sitters Club:
Mary Anne pissed me off with her incessant crying.
Stacey pissed me off with her superior attitude - “I’m from NYC, you know.” Big fucking whoop, it’s just a city. Millions of people live there.
I felt sorry for Claudia. The poor girl clearly had some sort of learning difficulty, yet NO ONE - not her teachers, not her parents, not her supposed “genius” sister - picked up on this and got her the help she needed. She was just told to work harder.

Emma Bovary - Whinging and bitching because her life didn’t match up to her romance novels. Grow up girl, you already have a far nicer life than most nineteenth century women could have hoped for.

I agree with most others. Also, Anne Shirley is untouchable! I even understand why she held onto her feud with Gilbert. The poor kid had been abused and unloved her whole life. She wasn’t about to let him make her feel shit about herself just as things were finally improving for her. She didn’t understand why he had done it - his massive crush was obvious to everyone but her.

Livingoncake · 13/02/2019 01:31

And Nancy Drew! Wasn’t she just perfect? And totally unrelatable.

FlyingGiraffeBox · 13/02/2019 01:48

Rose Maylie from Oliver Twist. Sweet and pure and virtuous and Dickens' idea of the perfect woman. Yuck. And Tiny bloody Tim. The only adaptation where I actually like him is in Muppet Christmas Carol, because how can you not love a tiny little frog?!

artisanscotcheggs · 13/02/2019 01:54

Anything to do with harry fucking potter.

captainjackandjill · 13/02/2019 02:00

Was out shovelling snow, so missed all these great posts in RT.

@CarolineForbes thanks for the info on the Outlanders TV show, good to know that it was well done!

@CherryValance Julian's 'determined chin' line made me Grin

Love this thread, thanks OP!

captainjackandjill · 13/02/2019 02:07

Just wanted to add for all of those who loved Anne of Green Gables, did you ever read The Blue Castle by LM Montgomery?

I thought that Valancy was one of the best characters that she ever wrote, and I did really love Anne too. Valancy was an older character (29) rather than a child like her other books.

WarpedGalaxy · 13/02/2019 02:12

Frodo in Lord of the Rings.
Jane Eyre. God she was duller than the dullest thing that ever dulled. Wtf did Mr Rochester see in her? Though to be fair what did she see in him come to that?
Marianne Dashwood, she’s like every spoilt, whiny, self-absorbed teen that ever lived in one persona, my hand itches with longing to slap her into next week.
Sansa Stark
Beth in Little Women, oh and Marmee - could they be any more fucking saintly?
Joey Bettany from the Chalet School - I could write books about how much I loathe her.
Ginny in Harry Potter but only marginally more than Harry himself and Cho.

Pinchycrab · 13/02/2019 02:25

I've not read the Chalet school books but I'm up with the baby and like a puzzle. I'm guessing OOAOML stands for Our one and only Mary Lou

lottielady · 13/02/2019 02:42

Thanks - that was driving me mad!

malificent7 · 13/02/2019 02:54

Daisy from The Great Gatsby...selfish, vacuous, fickle. But i think that was the author's intention.

malificent7 · 13/02/2019 02:56

Poor Tiny Tim!!!!!! What has he ever done wrong!!!!! This made me laugh!

malificent7 · 13/02/2019 03:01

Everyone in The Slap. Rochester in Jane Eyre...run Jane, run...he has a madwoman in the attick..ultimate abuser!

SubparOwl · 13/02/2019 03:57

Tess was the first one I thought of, bless her. What an idiot.

I agree with lots of these too.

Charlotte Brontë's characters, male or female, all irritate me.

And yes to bloody Anne. There are smugglers capering about the place. With REVOLVERS. But we'd better make sure we've enough cherry cake and ginger beer, and a naice bit of ham.

SubparOwl · 13/02/2019 04:04

Actually, she sounds like me when faced with a crisis.

I take it back.

ilovesooty · 13/02/2019 04:05

@captainjackandjill I love The Blue Castle. Valancy is a wonderful character.

I nominate Meg from Little Women for achieving fulfilment when she realises that making herself pretty for her husband is much more important than getting any understanding or empathy while struggling with juggling a home and demanding twin babies. Yuck.

246oh1 · 13/02/2019 04:31

Most of the characters in The Husbands Secret- particularly Felicity and Esther! I listened to the audiobook and the narators Esther voice drove me insane.
Bran in ASOIAF... Dull as anything.
Jim in something wicked this way comes.. he needs to chill!
Beck & Peach in You... Joe is a psycho but why obsess over Beck or all people.. the woman needs to get herself some darn curtains for starters. And peach... is peach