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To ask which book characters irrationally annoy you?

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WaterBird · 12/02/2019 20:24

I'm currently reading the play "The Rise and Fall of Arturo UI" by the German playwright Bertolt Brecht (though it takes place in Chicago). There is a fairly minor character (at least at the point in the play where I'm at) called Young Dogsborough, whose father is a major character in his 80's. Any time the son says anything, it is to unnecessarily agree with the father. For example if the father says, "They've gone", the son will then say "My father says they've gone."
Which book characters have you felt annoyed by?

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IvanaPee · 13/02/2019 14:48

I have found my person!

Please tell I wasn’t the only one who thought “ha” when she knocked herself out?!

BeanTownNancy · 13/02/2019 14:49

If anyone deserved to go with Charlie it was his long suffering mum.
Fuck yes!

@cptartapp - sounds like you're a candidate for the truly satisfying subreddit @QuimReaper shared too!

Calloway · 13/02/2019 14:53

He is is mean to her, flirting with those flighty Musgrove girls, but the poor salty sea dog is still hurt and in love with her and cares not a jot that she's Lost Her Bloom. Grin And it makes the reunion all the more glorious!

Calloway · 13/02/2019 14:53

Please tell I wasn’t the only one who thought “ha” when she knocked herself out?!

All I'll say is that I wouldn't have raced to find a barber-surgeon to help the silly little ninny!

MephistophelesApprentice · 13/02/2019 14:55

Moominfan

Ah, gods yes. A woman who, despite all her qualities, can't help but get in her own way.

Evennow · 13/02/2019 14:57

Billy Prior in the Regeneration trilogy. A predator. Gave up mid way through the second book. I tried...

AuntieCJ · 13/02/2019 14:58

So glad to see Beth March mentioned.

And Melanie Wilkes.

Whathappenedtothelego · 13/02/2019 15:06

The big brown hare from Guess How Much I Love You. Just stop always trying to go one better! It's not a competition!!

Nancy from Swallows and Amazons. Can't stand her!

Wishiwasincornwall · 13/02/2019 15:10

The house on the strand by De maurier is a great book in my eyes, but I absolutely wanted to claw the eyes out of Vita the wife. God knows why, she just got my back right up.

Racecardriver · 13/02/2019 15:13

Bethsheba
All of the Bennett womennexcept jane
Cathy from withering heights
The dude from once we were orphans
Bloody briony from atonement most of all though

lottielady · 13/02/2019 15:29

Every character in The Rainbow Fish.

The rainbow fish thinks it’s ok to buy friendship, the other fish think it’s ok to be jealous little bastards who let him.

Awful message.

lottielady · 13/02/2019 15:29

Noddy.

What a fucking little fascist he is.

CalmDownPacino · 13/02/2019 15:32

Lots of people in my book group were raving about the book 'Eleanor Oliphant Is Completely Fine', so I bought it. I couldn't stand her. She is the most unlikable character imaginable!

And yes to Becky Bloomwood. Awful selfish irresponsible pathetic woman!

IvanaPee · 13/02/2019 15:33

Awww poor Eleanor!

SapphireSeptember · 13/02/2019 15:34

Also, as much as I love reading Harry Potter, I can imagine Hermione could be hard to take if you were in the same class or dorm and not her close friend. She had no friends until the troll episode, remember. Presumably because for once, Snape got it right on behalf of everyone by calling her "an insufferable know it all". You can see his point!

Agreed. Severus always had a point though. Shame no one ever listened to him!

Lily Evans, for going off with James fucking Potter. Angry That dude bullied your supposed best friend for years and you married him? I still don't get it. Confused And used that as leverage to try and get you to go out with him! "I'll stop picking on your mate if you go out with me," kind of nonsense. Well clearly it didn't work did it? You ditched your bestie for that twat and he still bullied Severus!

(Then Rowling had the fucking audacity to 'reveal' that if Severus hadn't been into Dark magic Lily would have ended up with him, which pisses me off. Oh yes, just overhaul your entire personality, interests, and become an entirely new person for someone and see how that goes! Becoming a Death Eater was a step too far, but as someone who has interests seen as 'dark' in the real world this drives me bananas! I'm sure James Potter knew about Dark magic, being an Auror and all, but we'll ignore that.)

As you can see I think about this far too much. Blush

Rowling is really bad at writing female characters in general, I think. Andromeda Black is really interesting, but we don't really know much about her in the books, although I like Luna Lovegood and Minerva McGonagall. Most are alright, some are really drippy or irritating or both.

SapphireSeptember · 13/02/2019 15:38

I hated the Rainbow Fish as a child (other than the fact it was pretty because of the holographic pictures.) Can you imagine that in a real world situation? Someone dyes their hair in rainbow colours, and all their friends want some of their hair. They say no, so all their friends ditch them. Then they decide sharing their hair is good so they chop bits off? It would be madness!

Moominfan · 13/02/2019 15:41

Mephistoles I was only ever in it for Arlen. My god that series was dragged out, could easily have just been 3. First book had me so hooked I felt committed though

Pinkbells · 13/02/2019 16:05

Absolutely everyone in Famous Five books (especially the Lordy Uncle Quentin!) Lashings of jolly bonhomie written especially to wind one up in a Horridly Awful way. I loved them when I was a kid, then bought them for ours and realised the language, and the characters were all written especially to make Oneself a Trifle Vomity. They have probably done a billion circuits around the charity shop now!

icannotremember · 13/02/2019 16:08

Franklin Plaskett.

DSHathawayGivesMeFannyGallops · 13/02/2019 16:34

Franklin annoys me too but I think we're meant to find him a knobber?

icannotremember · 13/02/2019 16:43

I hope so, because I cannot abide him and I don't know why Eva would have wanted him.

thecatsthecats · 13/02/2019 16:46

Lyra Belacqua from His Dark Materials.

Not just her, but the fact everyone seems to think she's soooooo amazing, when you just know that in real life lots of people actually hate 'spirited' kids.

Then on top of everything she falls in LURVE (aged 12 Hmm), and subsumes herself to Will.

MmeD · 13/02/2019 16:51

Lucie Manette, in a tale of two cities. Dickens wrote some really appalling women.

And Dobby. I know I shouldn't, but he's gross in that dirty pillowcase he wears and in the films he's bogey coloured.

I've always admired Jo a March for not pausing just long enough to let Amy drown after the little cow burnt her manuscript.

Ronsters · 13/02/2019 16:58

Darrell and Sally in Malllory Towers, so pious and goody goody.
Alicia in Mallory Towers, nasty and bitcy
Hilary in St Clare's, nice but so old before her time
I think Jane Eyre should lighten up a bit too, and tell Mr Rochester and St John to sod off, rather than all that handwringing

ScreamingValenta · 13/02/2019 16:58

Claire Abshire from the Time Traveler's Wife. It's a great novel, but she's an annoying trust-fund type.

Morris Zapp from the David Lodge books (apologies to the poster I've seen on here named after him).

'Buttercunt'