What a bloody rude and goady thread.
Why don't you try it? I bet you couldn't do it. I went into teaching after running two companies and teaching is far harder than ANYTHING I've ever done before.
If you can handle working from 7:30am to 11pm every week day, with minimal breaks, all of Sunday too and maybe even some of Saturday and barely scraping the surface of all the planning, marking, tracking, paperwork, resource making, differentiation, pupil records, moderation, other tasks that come with different roles and feeling like you'll never, ever finish, you're welcome to try.
Oh and that's before you even consider what you have to deal with in the classroom, with classes of up to 35 children, no support for up to half the class who have SEN then the children with emotional and behavioural issues, then the children who are less able or more able. Attending multi agency meetings because there are disabled children, children in care, abused children, hungry children, children suffering loss, etc etc.
Then there are inspections, observations, National Testing, report writing, parents' evenings, after school clubs, fundraising events, Christmas concerts, summer concerts, leaver's celebrations, three school trips a year, residential trips, topic starter trips, staff meeeting, inset days, training days, course days, system training.
And all that is before you teach anything. Sometimes it's impossible to teach anything. But try it. Go for it. We have it SO easy, it would be a doddle, surely OP?