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To ask what words you can’t say?

380 replies

ohheyfreakingout · 01/02/2019 15:52

... even when they’re written in front of you

I can never seem to say anaesthetise.

My friend can’t say kettle properly and my brother has trouble with vinegar!

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LadyMaryC · 01/02/2019 17:24

Ditto to anomaly ....I can sound it out slowly but as soon as I try to say it normally an extra syllabul creeps in.. though I can say anemone no problem

WhyDidIEatThat · 01/02/2019 17:25

I thought it was my-graine 🤔

I can’t say anathema- it comes out like an-atta-ma. I say absurd with a z instead of an s but apparently this is an acceptable pronunciation

MitziK · 01/02/2019 17:26

Just one word.

It amuses my OH endlessly with the irony.

It's vocabulary.

OdeToDiazepam · 01/02/2019 17:27

Aluminium

Just cannot pronounce it right

OdeToDiazepam · 01/02/2019 17:28

Always comes out aluminimumum or some mumbling mess at the end!

haverhill · 01/02/2019 17:29

Pianist. I think it’s a mental block because it’s very similar to penis. Smile

BudgieBalls · 01/02/2019 17:30

Lure. I've even googled it got the correct pronunciation and still end up stumbling when i come across it (thankfully only in reading). Is it loor, l'youer, l'yure, l'yore?! Probably none of those but i always seem to say l'youer.

3out · 01/02/2019 17:33

I say my-grain. Most people I know do. Maybe it’s regional?

DianaPrincessOfThemyscira · 01/02/2019 17:33

Hamster.

I mean, I can say it, but it sounds like hampster in my accent which I know some people on here hate!

See also: drawing/drawring Grin

Runforwine · 01/02/2019 17:34

Mary/merry. They both sound the same to me!

Ollivander84 · 01/02/2019 17:43

I can't say "half" past three. It comes out as haf past

Pinkbells · 01/02/2019 17:47

When I call anyone from the car to say 'I'm on my way' it always comes out like 'wimoweh', I just can't seem to say it unless I say it really slooowwwly!!

stegosauruslady · 01/02/2019 17:47

Emnity. It has never been a problem until recently as I'm playing a legacy board game with friends that has 'emnity' as a game mechanic!

ShagMeRiggins · 01/02/2019 17:48

@SpoonBlender, I’m so relieved somebody got that. Wink

notahiker · 01/02/2019 17:52

I can't say ' why don't you just fuck off !' But I think it a lot Smile

ShagMeRiggins · 01/02/2019 17:52

Petalflower yes I did see Graham Norton—it was marvellously embarrassing. And that clip that SpoonBlender posted is equally marvellous.

It absolutely beggars belief that no one on the production team thought to correct poor Benedict.

UtterlyDesperate · 01/02/2019 17:53

Chocolate - people always laugh at me as I give it three syllables Blush

curiositycreature · 01/02/2019 17:56

Some of these are genuinely hard words to say! No wonder.

Except for “salt”, petal... you’ve got my confused there! How does it come out?!

I can’t say the word “Ireland”. Sounds like I’m doing an impression of a pirate. “Aaaarrrrrrland”

And I’m the wrong side of the salad/salid argument, it never comes out as an ‘a’ sound however hard I try

Dextrodependant · 01/02/2019 17:58

I am with you on anethasitist, also anti biotics and Worcestershire sauce.

marcopront · 01/02/2019 18:00

I also struggle with Statistics - not a good one for a Maths teacher.

Petalflowers · 01/02/2019 18:00

Chocolate is three syllables.

Chock - co - late

Tootzatwhoa · 01/02/2019 18:03

Descant. I want to say descent.

frogintheTyne · 01/02/2019 18:06

I mangle communal into communual. Every time. Even when Iknow it's coming up and practice it in my head beforehand.

Sgtmajormummy · 01/02/2019 18:09

“Dais”
I look it up at least once a year and try to memorise the pronunciation.
Never sticks.

Bloodybridget · 01/02/2019 18:10

Veterinary. My niece is a vet.