To think the designer of these trainers has got to be having a laugh

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I mean really. Is this a thing?

Well, they would cheer up everyone on the 8.12 to Waterloo, I suppose. Not sure I want to spend £332 for that purpose, though.

The Elf Shoes need spikes on the ends for the Ultimate Commuter Shoe

THIS!

They certainly have wide range of shoes/boots/trainers...

...and everything else. I looked at their beach bag range...they certainly have a different idea of ‘beach bag’ than I do 🤣

The model looks utterly fucked off with them too! Brilliant.

I think they're genie-ous

Yes SpoonBlender that's what I thought - that model is definitely regretting her life decisions now. It's not what you want for yourself is it? You're expecting Prada pumps and what does life throw you? Clown shoes. story of my life right there

I only saw them because they were flashing up in the mumsnet ad box when I came on the site this morning! God only knows why the adbot picked on me, my browsing history must indicate that I identify as elf on the pigging shelf or something

I had exactly the same a couple of weeks ago and I knew without clicking on your link which shoes they were going to be

I had to summon my DC to check whether it was actually a real website of some kind of bizarre joke, I'm still not convinced that someone's not playing a huge prank on MN

iklboo

Damn you to hell!!
They keep flashing up in my ad box now!

I'm sorry!

Every time I click on a hideous "are these hideous" post here the bloody thing haunts me around the internet so I should have known better than to inflict the same pain on everyone else.

I'm sure the advertiser is loving all this. I'm thinking now it's a cynical ploy to increase their hits...