To think the designer of these trainers has got to be having a laugh

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I mean really. Is this a thing?

I wonder why they lowered the price?

I'm loving the elf shoes but would pay £20 or so for a fun party, perhaps. (I have a reputation for oddness over style)
The Wookie shoes though!! Or are they Cousin It shoes? Either way, outstanding start to the week! Thanks both!

They're completely bonkers - I love them! But at £332 (sale price!) I'll pass - can't see how they'd suit my lifestyle in suburban Northants anyway.

Now I'm a big fan of ugly shoes, I've recently been rocking socks and furry Birkenstocks but even I wouldn't consider any of those monstrosities!

I've just realised I could use these to terrify my sons into good behaviour by threatening to wear them next time I do school pickup.

I'd probably end up with a trail of kids behind me like the bloody pied piper though and not sure I want the responsibility.

Aladdin goes chav.

Cant see the original picture unfortunately. Liking the Gucci guinea pig loafers though - might have to get me a pair of those!

Spanish designer?! I thought they had taste but some of Zara's designs are lacking...

no wonder they're in the sale! :-D

Amazing

:o I love how the blurb writer describes "The unmistakably curly toes" - they were totally at a loss for what to say.

I've just realised I could use these to terrify my sons into good behaviour by threatening to wear them next time I do school pickup.

Genius. I threaten to come into school doing a dance and singing "I'm

niiiiiiiiiiiice and u can team it with a lovely short skirt apparently

Bilbo they just need some googly eyes and you're sorted !

The Elf Shoes need spikes on the ends for the Ultimate Commuter Shoe

They're great.
Like Naboo from Mighty Boosh's Shamen New Balance trainers.

Good grief. £332!

We spent a pleasant 20 mins wandering around Harvey Nicks in Manchester yesterday laughing at the trainers..DD particularly like theses.

www.harveynichols.com/brand/versace-footwear-kids/306830-chain-reaction-baroque-print-trainers/p3372599/

😂 they look like Christmas elf shoes

No doubt all it will take is one influential celebrate to wear a pair and the next think you know they will be the next trend

*celebrity

What are THOSE?!

I think they would go well with this Elf jacket
www.mytheresa.com/en-gb/prada-jacke-mit-kapuze-754747.html?utm_source=Display&utm_medium=Retargeting&utm_campaign=gb_criteo_en

Over £300 for the privilege of looking like an extra from Elf.

Bilbo - those look like someone kicked two Guinea Pigs up the arse

Thanks for this thread OP !!
I think looking like a court jester could really help with people taking me seriously in middle age.
I want to know how you walk up the stairs without tripping over? Feet at 10 to 2?

Now I'm getting them flashing up in the ad box!!!

I only saw them because they were flashing up in the mumsnet ad box when I came on the site this morning! God only knows why the adbot picked on me, my browsing history must indicate that I identify as elf on the pigging shelf or something.

Yes ThreeWheeler1 you'd clearly have to walk up stairs bandy legged. Which would only add to the allure IMHO.

Apparently the curly toes were devised by bedouins and the like to stop them tripping over all the rug they have in their tents.

Don't ask me how I know that.

Auntpetunia2015 There's a tiny (but fortunately too poor) part of me that actually loves those Versace ones!