To wonder if I’m not doing sex right?

[DustyMcDustbuster]

Found pic of this product on twitter, and given the directions, I’m wondering if my sex life has been a sham.

You and me both xx

Looks legit to me.

YABU if you haven't had "long pull silk of vagina" - definitely.

@Burlea glad it’s not just me, but very sad for our sex bits.

@RightOn do you have any pics so I can see if I recognise it?

That’s how I always do it.

😂

Oh THAT'S where I'm going wrong.

NC4Now I have clearly been missing out. How did I not know this?

Obviously the company’s business strategy has concentrated on producing a good product and not wasted on things like getting a professional translation.

So that's where I'm going wrong! It's all about crushing and long pull silk of vagina!
This explains so much 😂

do you have any pics so I can see if I recognise it

I was about to Google it to find a picture ....but then came to my senses!

Googling does indeed show a picture of this product and it’s miraculous ability to create a “long pull silk of vagina”.

I’ll stick with my ordinary vagina and non-crushing sex life happiness.

I’ve never crushed anything into my vagina. I must be doing the sex wrong. Think I’ll ask my boyfriend when he’s back home tomorrow. 🤔

It’s kinda making me wish our product labelling wasn’t so coy and filled with euphemisms.

I bet in the original language it’s pretty direct too. Hopefully someone will be along soon to let us know. I’ll be disappointed if it’s all poetry about flower petals and bees!

Although the crushing is putting me off a bit. The only crushing in sex should be what happens to the clothes you’ve flung off, for mine.

Goodness that would be going NOWHERE near my vagina!

Truly words of love, there.

Just smear it over a cock and everything will be happy.

Its the cancellation of the vagina that worries me most!

@RightOh hahaha.

Come on Dusty, you have this is in your bedside table don't you, don't worry, you're among friends here..... .

Have you bought in bulk?

I know the translation, but I’ll be honest, the original is so much better. The other one is a total anti-climactic lady-boner crusher.

I never did the cancellation to make the vagina fuck :(

Now I feel sad for I must surely be doing a/My?? Vagina wrong

I wouldn’t even go near that with my big toe.

@DoinItForTheKids I ordered a box. It’ll be lovely for friends’ birthdays, Christmases, weddings...

@KittyCuddles my vagina isn’t talking to me anymore.