To wonder if I’m not doing sex right?

[DustyMcDustbuster]

Found pic of this product on twitter, and given the directions, I’m wondering if my sex life has been a sham.

Speaking of translations, I started this thread earlier but nobody cares. I care!

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/cunning_linguists/3491702-Foreign-idioms

My vagina says she hates me and infind it hard to get her to let me in any more. I thought we were friends. I guess it's tough living with someone in that tight a space. I don't mean to sound wet about it but it makes me very sad when she just won't open up to me about anything.

P.s I hate me but LOVE the puns

@Kittycuddles mine shut up shop ages ago. “Apparently” she felt neglected. Bonus is I’m a virgin again. At 50. #silverlining

Me too Dusty! It's a closed shop!

I always say it's like the Sahara up there - hot, dry and no signs of life....

Aren't your 50s SO great!

Try being in your twenties with a leaky one!

Who knew discharge aka vaginal tears, could be so .... wet ....

@Doinit Hahaha. Mine’s got cobwebs!

I’m ok with being 50 (51 next month) I til I go on dating sites & get pestered by 30 yr olds!!

@Kittycuddles I’ve still got a leaky fanny. When I was in my 20s I went to my doctor a few times, sure there was something wrong with always having such a wet gusset.

Have you cancelled the vagina, OP?

The curse of the leaky fanny huh

Th at did make me chuckle I must admit do than I you! Lol

I often wonder if it's period, pee or whatever turns out to just be soggy knickers and a deep sense of self shame and personal resentment as the cold chilly British air turns it to icicles. Like a bloody wind tunnel between my legs. And that's WITHOUT the farts

Fabulous

@PumpedUpTermite I thought I had, but re-reading the first sentence on the bottle, I’m not sure I’ve got that right either. It’s a fucking minefield!

@Kitty I now wear pantliners every day. Then I can chuck out my fanny batter.

Literally a fucking minefield!

@Doinit so true. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Do you not have a cancellation vagina??? 😱

Lol at fanny batter 😂

Does anyone have not a cancellation vagina?

Fanny batter!

Hang on, if they expect a long pull of silk from the vagina - doesn't that mean it has to be infested with moths?

[gets out can of RAID]

@MirziK boak