Most amazing comment you have read on MN?

[marymarkle]

What comment have you read, maybe a long time ago, that you still remember?
I still remember one MNer insisting a 4 year old should be able to walk a mile in 12 minutes. Mine are obviously slackers.

Has to be 'I am Angela Hernandez' for me too. I cried with laughter.

The writer had been giving a presentation at a work conference, in front of a large audience. She took to the stage and said 'I am Angela Hernandez' when another voice said 'no you're not! I am!'. Poor woman had been overcome with nerves and used the wrong name .

Snapped and farted was a bit strange. In 873 posts the OP only posted 10 times, the other 863 were people crying with laughter.
Then MNHQ come onto the thread to say they thing the OP might be having a but of fun, and it gets moved to Classics.

Nothing is really explained. But at least I know now when it gets mentioned what is was all about. Sort of.

*think

No, no wetting yourself or spitting tea/wine/Red Bull over your screen, Sparkling? Oh well.

Yeah i didn't get what was so hilarious about Snapped and Farted either really. It was like pulling teeth trying to figure out what the op was on about.

pretty much anything written by the much missed Cat Thief Keith.

Sistine chapel and someone calling Jamie Oliver a fat tongued cunt

The take it up the arse in Center Parcs one. Its in classics and had me crying.

Love the thread with the shagging neighbours and the suggestions to shut them up like showing scores through the wall 😂

On a current thread, a parent having rules for her children is being called "controlling" by another poster

I always thought a spoony fucker was a jammy get / lucky bugger.

Just place marking to come and finish this later and reread some of the classic threads.

I love 'off you fuck cunty chops'.

The most heartbreaking one is the poster, who subsequently died who was fostering a tiny baby who was born a heroin addict. If you want to weep then find and read it. If someone knows the thread I would be eternally grateful if you could do a clicky link. It's absolutely beautiful.

When someone tells you who they are, believe them.

Oh, and, Don’t label me, I’m not a pickle jar.

Absolutely crying with laughter at some of these

I think its the poster who genuinely believed that 'mad as a box of frogs' was racist. That controversy raged for days.

Ages ago, op posted about her dd's sleepover and the 'friends' were making fun of their house including the shower curtain. One poster responded with "OMG! I'm imagining your shower curtain and it's DISGUSTING!" Have you tried imagining a different shower curtain?

@QueenieMum

You would think it was supposed to be something else but apparently the OP later said it wasn't and she had IBS, I think 😂.

I'm affraid my phone doesn't like any word that is even the slightest bit rude 😂

All of an old poster called Grace's messages

dependent baby, help needed

sorry the click link didn't work

another one of my favourites is FeralBerly saying
" my best was supergluing both feet to the floor"

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/922821-drug-dependant-baby-advice-needed?pg=1&order=

@Frouby

FeralBeryl in fact sorry

I remember one poster complaining that her husband had done something and/or pissed her off and someone told her to hide below the bed and grab his ankles as he walked past