He put a chocolate button on my nipple.

[MrsBonnie]

AIBU to think he’s a pillock?

I am 7 months pregnant and have dealt with itchy sore dry since day one really. (Sorry for TMI). This week one of them cracked and I’ve been in a fair bit of pain. I have been slathering ointment on them and was in the process of letting said ointment soak in whilst watching Luther with my husband, lying on bed. I was airing the nips to let the cream soak in. He decided that would be a great time to take the chocolate button he was eating and place it onto my nipple (he claims he thought it would be funny).

They weren’t even smooth flat buttons, it was those new Malteser bad boys with lumps. I was livid!

I went in the huff and couldn’t believe his stupidity. Maybe the hormones are raging!

I’d have just eaten the chocolate and said thanks, I’m sure your get over it

@hoopaloop you’re a funny mofo

I wouldn't find that funny at all if I was in pain, especially at 7 months pregnant!

Buy some 'Lansinoh HPA Lanolin Nipple Soothing Cream' - I promise you it is a game changer

Oh, the pregnancy nipples. I feel your pain OP. Please plot some suitable revenge.

@hoopaloop you’re a fecking genius!

OH has been a grumpy bugger today so the first item on tomorrow’s shopping will be chocolate buttons. I can’t wait

🙄

A bit unthinking of him but a bit of an overreaction from you!

I assume you've logged it with 101 and are getting your ducks in a row.

And...?? 🤔

I'm not reading the whole thread. I can't be arsed. Why is everyone so bloody insane here?

LTB

(Lick the Button)