To literally hate one of my dogs just now

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I don't know which little fucker i hate the most - but I'd say its the fucking gobshite that has just pissed on my bed. Right through to the matress.

The matress is less than a year old ffs. Guess why we had to buy it!!!!

Any tips on getting piss out of a matress? It thankfully was mostly soaked up by the matress protector.

Any tips on the clandestine disposal of two jack Russel terriers? Or should i just make the bastards into a handbag? They'd make a good bag wouldn't they?

Can I recommend a hippychick mattress protector for your next new mattress?

I think it was the brown one

Purely because he looks just like my pup who did the same thing 2 weeks ago I only realised when I got info bed, absolutely exhausted. My dogs aren't allowed on the bed either!!!

(Also mine is a rescue from abroad-well, they all are, and we we have idea on breed. But I'm now thinking he has jack Russell in him!!)

I once had a kitten that climbed on the bed (while I was sleeping) and pissed in my hand...

when ours got old she pissed everywhere.not on purpose bless her.she no longer had control.
my sister had moved out and for years later every time she came home would say she smelt the piss!
I miss my girl.if you need a babysister ill borrow one piss or not pissing ;D

Are they both male? Terriers are hideous if you've got 2 the same sex. We had two bitches when I was growing up...literally. They fought like hell. Yours are probably claiming territory. Cute little buggers tho!

I blame a badger, got in and pissed on the bed and made off before you came home. You doggies are in no way forcing me to say this, I say this of my own free will. The dogs are innocent (help me)

This dewy-eyed, innocent-looking sweet-faced little precious gets me up almost every hour, on the hour, during the night. I've tried ignoring her, but I can hear her clack-clack-clacking on the laminate and then she goes downstairs and scratches doors.

When I take her down (I used to thin she needed the toilet - now I know better) she tries to get on the bench for the cats' supper. I open the door and shove her out. Then she sits and waits for me to open it to letter in again. (Glass door - i can see her. She barely moves.)

i haven't had an unbroken night for the last three years.

Why are the dogs on the bed? Especially if they have form.

I can hear her clack-clack-clacking on the laminate and then she goes downstairs and scratches doors.

Mine is doing the same to me, it's driving me potty. But then we are both ladies of a certain age and I need to get up at least once a night for a wee as well, so I can hardly hold it against her when she needs to do the same.

Bamboo mattress cover from Amazon, though I appreciate this is a bit late in this instance. I’ve just had to fork out for a new duvet after my pooch randomly weed on mine for the first time in his life but after reading this I consider myself lucky!

Still smiling about the kitten.
We've only had 1cat peeing on a bed.Not her fault as she was trapped in the bedroom.We have waterproof mattress protectors though.

I need to get up at least once a night for a wee as well

Have to confess I'm the same . . . but she's up and down like a whore's drawers . . . all night.

The other two just lie there like they've been shot - never so much as twitch (though they must, because I have to shove them out of the way to get back into bed).

I'm just so blooming tired I could fall asleep on a washing line.

Maybe you could learn to do Grrrrr very loudly. Bless. Slippers sound good. Rubber / plastic backed protectors are your friend.

Not dog piss but I’ve had some success getting child piss (which was of a similar potency ) out of a mattress with some stuff I bought from a Rug Doctor stand.

I feel your pain. My little furry arsehole angel likes to get overexcited and shit on the floor in front of guests .

Yep, it was the brown one. It’s written all over his face.

YABU to think jack Russels wouldn’t be absolute little bastards at any given opportunity

This link tells you how to get pee out of a mattress: www.cleanipedia.com/gb/laundry/how-to-clean-urine-stains-from-a-mattress.html

I feel your pain!

Mine did this twice as a puppy. Luckily she outgrew it!

The one thing about peri menopause is that my mattress is very well protected. Marks and spencer quilted waterproof ones (not cheap) repel everything including blood, coffee and I guess dog piss.

I am sorry for your loss. The dog or the mattress.

ah well, time for a new mattress

Soak up with as much kitchen towel as you she if it's still wet. I then made a sort of paste with a tiny bit of zoflora and some baking powder (which might be dangerous in some way I suppose so as a disclaimer you're doing it at your own risk) applied liberally and rubbed in. Waited for it to dry and hoovered excess. The scrubbed it with dr Beckmans carpet cleaner (the one with the brush on the lid). Worked a treat. On our week old Tempur mattress. That is the most expensive one off purchase I'd ever made. I don't know how one of our Dogs (also JRT's) is still alive..

My cat passed in my baby's moses basket and I cried my eyes out. Miss her so much now she's gone
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Oh Red.

That's so sad.

Red choosing the Moses basket I think shows she knew she was much loved.

I reckon Red meant pissed and not passed.

We have a baby gate on the bedroom door and our dogs are only allowed to join us in the morning when we are there. Close supervision!
If your dogs have done this before then no more free access !
Piss smell....no idea.