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Never mind Brexit - did no one else notice ...

108 replies

PooleySpooley · 21/01/2019 20:59

Teresa May’s bodyguard today?!

Praise the Lord!! Grin

Never mind Brexit - did no one else notice ...
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Eatmycheese · 21/01/2019 22:30

@Fifthtimelucky get a grip.
He's hot as hell. If I was her I'd be a workaholic GrinGrinGrin

Fruitbatdancer · 21/01/2019 22:30

@pooleyspooley DM them on FB And ask!

PolkaDoting · 21/01/2019 22:33

Fifthtimelucky

No, she was not serious. Can you not read? Confused

Fuedsandfury25 · 21/01/2019 22:33

I might get too close to TM just to feel his hands touch me 😂

Patroclus · 21/01/2019 22:33

He reminds me of Gigi Buffon.

Fruitbatdancer · 21/01/2019 22:34

Ok, friend who works with lower ranking peeps says he knows of him, can only confirm he does NOT smell of fish.
Convo went like this:
Me “hey fish fingers, how’s captain birdseye? And who’s the new hottie working with Teresa? Did he used to work on the fish counter with you?”
Him “who is this?”
GrinBlushShock

PooleySpooley · 21/01/2019 22:35

😂😂

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Patroclus · 21/01/2019 22:35

Gigi.

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Eatmycheese · 21/01/2019 22:41

He's a finer featured version of Sebastien Chabal

NotAColdWomanHenry · 21/01/2019 22:45

Is it Gareth Southgate in disguise?

Don’t like beards (other than some nice light stubble) but I hope TM is having an enjoyable time channelling Keeley, she deserves some fun.

(not actually boffing him senseless though, as that wouldn’t be fair on Philip)

nojellybabies · 21/01/2019 22:49

Best thread :)

ilovepixie · 21/01/2019 22:55

He can guard my body any day!

NameChanger22 · 21/01/2019 23:01

Not my type. Fight amongst yourselves.

RomanyRoots · 21/01/2019 23:02

I'd give him an hour to get off. x

Lweji · 21/01/2019 23:03

So that's where Daniel Miller Richard Armitage has gone on his break from Berlin Station!

LellyMcKelly · 21/01/2019 23:04

I know there have been rumours of Russian involvement in Brexit, but I didn’t think she’d have Rasputin folding her around 😂

showmeshoyu · 21/01/2019 23:07

I'd give him an hour to get off. x
I'm confident he would make sure you got off first. But when he does, and it would be longer than an hour, you'd better have a Wile E Coyote style mini umbrella ready for when his firearm discharges. Unless you want to look like that scene from Ghostbusters.

donquixotedelamancha · 21/01/2019 23:10

Fuck sake you lot if a bloke posted this about a woman you'd all be crying sexism and misogyny! Take a look at yourselves.

Are you suggesting that if men put a random woman, photographed just doing her job, on here and started commenting on her appearance and what they'd like to do to her, that some people might object?

Ridiculous. I'm sure no one has ever complained about that.

Let's try and avoid double standards.

You must be new to MN.

lis02 · 21/01/2019 23:11

I'm pretty sure I've seen him on tinder...

Magenta46 · 21/01/2019 23:17

Well hello lovely bearded piece of gorgeousness.

dorisdog · 21/01/2019 23:19

I came here for the hard Brexit jokes...

mydogisthebest · 21/01/2019 23:20

I like beards (talked DH into growing one over 30 years ago which he still has) but I don't find this man attractive in the slightest.

He looks creepy, like a murderer

aquashiv · 21/01/2019 23:23

He needs to turn that frown upside down.

Davros · 21/01/2019 23:34

Ding dong 🔔

Dvg · 21/01/2019 23:37

:S