Husband using my Liz Earle cleanse & polish cloths

[ohlordyohlordy]

Grrrrr, cleaning around my bed this evening and discovered some of my Liz Earle cleanse & polish cloths in teeny tiny crusty scrunched up balls!!!

My husband has been using them to wipe up after he masturbates!!!
Let me be clear, masturbation is normal, I've no issue with that, but sullying my cloths I scrub my face with is really out of order !
I've only got about eight of them so three out of action under the bed is frustrating.

He thinks it's funny, AIBU to think this is out of order and he should find a new receptacle for his jizz that doesn't involve my beauty routine !!!!!!!

I'd be EVEN more fucked off that he was leaving them under the bed. No consideration.

One word: dermacloth.

Yes, OP, it’s your responsibility to set up a wank station for your husband. If you check Pinterest, you’ll find loads of ideas for this. You’ve really taken your eye of the ball here.

I'm surprised some posters find this funny. They must have awfully low standards!

Told my DH this as he buys mine and knows their stuff isn’t cheap.
He suggested getting a silk handkerchief with your DH initials on it. Clearly enjoys the finer things in life

That is not on.

You need a blue roll next to the bed.

I actually find this really bloody disrespectful not to mention disgusting!

My first question is why is he using YOUR property that he knows full well you use on your face when I’m sure he’s plenty of pants and socks of his own to use or even an old flannel. Pretty telling.

Secondly why has he just left them on the floor for you to sort! That is absolutely vile and I’d hit the roof.

I thought mine was bad when he used LE cloth to clean the kitchen worktop.

I've got loads of them. Maybe I can sell them on eBay as Wank Wipes™️

Fuck having to clean up someones jizz rag. He can wank in the bath or something (then bleach it). Also leave abit of mystery you dont need to let your partner know that your wanking.

That is disgusting. Pure filth. Who does that and leaves it lying around?

He sounds revolting.

Masturbating into your cloths, scrunching them up into a ball and chucking them on the floor to dry out and go crusty and got you to find? I’m sorry but that is disgusting and I have absolutely no idea how anyone could be amused by that.

It shows he has absolute zero respect for your things or you.

It’s dirty and disgusting.

Do you think it was the polishing reference that misled him ? It’s not a very nice way to comport oneself, blatantly disrespectful disposal after use too.

It’s not a very nice way to comport oneself

Quite. What a vile man. I don’t find this even remotely funny.

Tell him he needs to replace them himself with the genuine Liz Earle brand. Then he'll see how expensive they are and probably stop laughing about it...

The poster who suggests you use his good quality shirts to remove your makeup demonstrates just how awful his behaviour is.

Presumably if you did that he'd be raging

Sainsbury's 'dirtyworks' - are these sold for the specific purpose of cleaning up such 'emissions'?

Off to clutch Pearl's....

Do you think it was the polishing reference that misled him ?

He must have such a smooth, soft penis.

Wipe your makeup off- 24hour strong hold foundation and waterproof mascara and all- using one of his good white shirts. Then scrunch it up and leave it on his side of the bed. Then laugh, and tell him you'll be using another of his fresh white shirts for tomorrow's makeup.

^ that. That is disgusting.

1. Using your property to clean up his spunk shows a total and complete lack of respect for you

1. Leaving his disgusting spunky mess on the floor assuming you will pick it up and deal with it shows exactly what he thinks of you - which isn't a lot. I would lose my shit at this and my DP is by no means perfect.

Yes, using good white shirts to scrub makeup off is disgusting, wasteful and disrespectful. Which is why I suggested it. To dish him out some of his own medicine and see if he finds it as funny as wanking into somebody else's face cloths.

I think murder is justified.

Totally!

OP: get him to clean up and he owes you a lifetime supply of those damn things!

That’s vile.

I agree leaving them lying around is utterly unacceptable.

Pretty much equivalent to you wiping your arse on his T-shirt and just leaving it about.

I’d be livid.

powershowerforanhour

Sorry I wasn't very clear - I was agreeing with you and saying OPs DP was disgusting not that your idea was disgusting.