Husband using my Liz Earle cleanse & polish cloths

[ohlordyohlordy]

Grrrrr, cleaning around my bed this evening and discovered some of my Liz Earle cleanse & polish cloths in teeny tiny crusty scrunched up balls!!!

My husband has been using them to wipe up after he masturbates!!!
Let me be clear, masturbation is normal, I've no issue with that, but sullying my cloths I scrub my face with is really out of order !
I've only got about eight of them so three out of action under the bed is frustrating.

He thinks it's funny, AIBU to think this is out of order and he should find a new receptacle for his jizz that doesn't involve my beauty routine !!!!!!!

That's so disrespectful. I'd be beyond livid

And he just left them on the floor?

That's so grim on both counts. He really isn't funny.

I love the way the OP is being told to buy him tissues and a bin, or tell him to throw his own wank cloths into the washing machine. It is not her job to improve his masturbation habits. And he knows full well how to wank more discreetly - he’s just choosing not to.

OMG, are you serious! That is gross

He won't think it's so funny when you clean the shitty toilet with his toothbrush.

Wipe your makeup off- 24hour strong hold foundation and waterproof mascara and all- using one of his good white shirts. Then scrunch it up and leave it on his side of the bed. Then laugh, and tell him you'll be using another of his fresh white shirts for tomorrow's makeup.

Over the years I have had many reasons to appreciate being single. Not having to share the duvet or remote control, not having endless sport on tv, being able to please myself how I live my life and spend my money. Never thought I would be adding spunk free face cloth to my list...

Buy some of the harshest surface cleaning wipes you can find and put them in the Liz Earle packet when it's empty. Leave in prominent location.

But my God, that man needs to learn how to use a bin.

I had to Google Liz Earle Cleanse and Polish cloths. They look a bit like flannels?

Does he have a really smooth, sweet smelling cock? 😂

That is absolutely disgusting. Why on earth would he do that? It’s a shocking lack of respect. I’d be bollocking his skanky ass.

Wet wipes and paper towels. Bin them, what is the matter with him? Would he like you to leave used sanpro lying around.

Have a wank with his toothbrush.

Ltb! Or leave him a carefully placed box of tissues (not baby wipes. Think of the planet!)

Showing real contempt for you on multiple fronts there- using something of yours to wank into, plus leaving for you to clear up, then laughing when you raise objections. Is he normally so contemptuous?

Buy a pack of baby wipes and leave them by the bedside.

Wipe yourself on a few of his ties.

OP - I'd be livid. It's not funny. Use his white shirts for your next period.

Yuk. I wouldn't put up with that.

This is just not even funny.

Wow, he really doesn't respect you does he? Use your posh stuff and leaves it for you to clean.

What a tool. Not even remotely funny.

He's disgusting and I hope you show him this thread

Jeez, what a wanker.

Where on earth are you when he is using your cloths. I know men do this but not in your bed fgs. Does he not have a shower.

Piss on his toothbrush. Do it daily for a week before telling him.

Not funny, and I think the poster who said he is contemptuous of you is spot on

I think women are too easy to excuse that men don't know the difference between cheap toiletries and high end ones, I think he does, and it's as deliberate as throwing them in the bin especially if he is just dropping the remnants on the floor like you are his maid and he is the king.

This is an issue about his utter lack of respect for you not about the cloths or the wanking on their own.