To HATE made up new words

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For example the first choice holiday advice go MAHOOSIVE with the family VAYCAYS. BIG KAHOONAHS ON THE BEACH.
oh my god it makes my skin just crawl. Arrgghhh

Possessive its with an apostrophe information:

www.etymonline.com/word/its

The apostrophe is dead. There are now bigger fish to fry

Not in this house it's not!

Isn't doggo an Australianism?

I see no one has mentioned MN classics such as wankbadger, cuntbungling spunktrumpet, cocklodger.

How about brunch? Are we allowed that? And what about brinner (breakfast-dinner; thanks Scrubs!)?

Awesomeballs and the like make me roll my eyes, but i don't mind them. People who use 'because + noun' break my balls:

"Why do you believe in Bach Flowers?"
"Because nature".

What an absolute cock! On both frontsv

Isn't doggo an Australianism?

I thought that was dingo?

OP, verily thou hast forsaken ye olde English.

Well, OP, I've got bad news for you about every single word ever...

Break it to her gently NotACleverName

You might want to sit down for this OP

Holibobs, hubby , chillax ..
They all make me murderous

I assumed "kahoonahs" was a misspelling of cojones (Spanish for balls).

I also assume anyone who uses words like "convo", "ambo", "tomoz", "holibobs", "PJs", etc., is a moron and therefore ignore them.

Every word was once 'made up'.

I cannot stand seeing "me n the hubs off on our hollibobs" again makes my skin crawl. Also the word "hubby" "bae" etc. For one most people who write this sentence aren't even married.
"Staykay"
"Vaykay"
All of the words mentioned to this post. I agree with.

I hate "webinar". Makes me shudder.

Amazeballs
Chillax
Cray Cray
Bae

These make me see red.

All vagina euphemisms: foof, vajayjay, twinkle et al.

@Craft1905 - I’m sure I remember the phrase ‘lying doggo’ - which means hiding or lying low. I don’t know if it is Australian in origin, though it does have an Aussie flavour to it.

cray cray
get (as in can I get?... What happend to May I have?) I'm old!!
whatever
innit
wel jel
second referendum controversial

Yes, staycation is one that is definitely not very popular with me!

There's plenty of silly words I dislike. But it's probably more because of the way the people who use them type in general, which bugs the crap out of me.

Otherwise, I have my own personal dialect at home. We are rather silly. OK, OK, I'm rather silly. Always an academic; but poetic to the core. My soul oozes with charismatic language.

It's my bastarding choice to invent words which suit me. Bastarding is a favourite of mine. Look at this bastarding weather. It's bastarding cold. Bastarding kids. I'm bastarding furious. Ahh. Bastarding.

I loathe so many of these. Also, not a word as much as as a usage, but 'it's crazy cold outside' etc gives me the fucking red mist.

Someone at Kellogg’s must have a similar hatred of “new words” as they wouldn’t let DH have his free spoon engraved with the word Cockwomble.

I predict that 'could of' and 'would of' won't be wrong for too much longer,

Nooooo, I’m not having that, not just because of people’s laziness and lack of understanding.
The problem is that nobody wants to be the one to correct someone, so the same mistakes are made and repeated.

I was going to correct someone on a Brexit thread about use of “there”, but thought better of it. Perhaps I should!!!

@BusySnipingOnCallOfDuty yes I I'm guilty of my own at home random language bastarding is one of mine too.
Yes I also agree with the person who said about the horrible words used for the vagina foof etc

I just don't understand why just why?

Agree with 'Could of' and holibobs 😡 what's wrong with saying holiday?

Buteo, how upsetting.

Nikita I’d say he was gutted but I think that would be wrong, as he was slightly disappointed rather than disembowelled.