Gawd
This is like the mn equivalent of colour supplements in the Sunday papers!
And the worst part is I love it! I'm only 46!!!
The jar opener I am definitely interested in (see what I mean?) I used to be strong but my nerves are wonky and now if I try to grip too hard my body goes "ha ha ha ha ha" and let's go! Dd will open a jar if she's home, I used to manage with a rubber glove but even that's not cutting it any more.
I'm also a fan of frozen chopped onion - I react WAY more than most to the tear making thing, can have swollen watery eyes still hours later. 'Twas a revelation.
Poached eggs I cannot do, don't have a microwave yet but we're planning to get one (dd working shifts now it would make life easier)
LOVE my big tongs for cooking and little ones for squeezing teabags, I don't have tea often but when I do I like it strong.
Apple slicer/corer lost mine in last house move must get another it does motivate dd to eat more fruit.
I once had a microwave omelette maker thingy too - when I was the one working shifts came in very handy.
I also need toastabags lost them too - this post is turning into a shopping list! You buggers gonna cost me a fortune 😂
Tell me more about robot hoovers? My room is too small and awkward to get the upright round properly without dislocating a shoulder! I had thought they were £££ but on Amazon from £11!! And they still feel very "tomorrow's world" to me. Any recommendations in the under £50 region? (And where does all the dirt go?)
Garlic - I use pickled garlic (if I don't eat it all first!) lasts ages even once jar open.
Lifehacks4life I'm a former nanny/childminder/babysitter and one of "my" kids his mum had discovered the only way to get him to sleep was the Hoover on! Just outside the bedroom door. This was pre t'interweb days so no YouTube etc and she kept burning through fanbelts and frankly hoovers! When she told me I was like...
Then I said erm...why don't you just make a loop tape of the Hoover noise? Then she was like 
I had a double tape deck, brought it next time I babysat, recorded Hoover, took tape home made loop tape. Showed her "make me one!" 😂