AIBU to think they're definitely noodles?

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Are these things called noodles or woggles? DSis thinks they're woggles wtaf

What things?

Woggles

I assume you’re going to elaborate op, and not starting one of these oh-so-funny random threads before disappearing forever .

I think she must mean the swimming things. I call them woggles

I'm assuming you mean swimming woggles (and they are woggles not noodles)

I know what a noodle is, and what a woggle is. I don't know what "these things" refers to, so I can't enlighten you.

Woggles are the things that boy scouts use on their neckerchiefs

Noodles are the things that you eat with Asian food, or use in the pool to help you swim / float

If you mean the giant bendy things you see at the pool, they’re noodles.

She's on about the swimming pool things, the swim noodle thing you can wrap around you. it's actually called a woggle #teamwoggle

A woggle is what scouts use to hold their neckerchief son

A long cylindrical piece of foam used as a floatation device is a noodle.

You mean the long cylindrical floats that children use in swimming pools?

My DC’s swimming teachers have used both terms over the years.

Otherwise

woggle - ring that Scouts do their neckers up with

Noodle -boiled eggy dough strands, often eaten with east Asian food

Woggles.

Sorry, image would have helped but I can't seem to attach one www.decathlon.co.uk/swimming-float-noodle-120cm-id_8216134.html

I've always known them as a woggle but I've seen lots of US based articles refer to them as pool noodles.

Noodles & woggles are two very different things.

Woggle was first, but noodle has become the more popular name for them.

Both names come from the brands that originally made them, so really neither is correct unless you’re using one of those brands.

If you mean the swimming aid, I'd say woggle.

People have recently (last ten years) started calling woggles the American “pool noodle”
They are woggles.
Noodles are what I order from the chinese...

Or maybe I don't. In my world a noodle is something you eat and a woggle is something a boy scout ties his scarf up with. I see a swimming float is an alternative meaning for both words, so that seems more likely.

Woggle. I was a swimming teacher and we called them woggles

The first one I had had a label saying "Tundra Noodle", so I'm with you OP.

Team noodle

Woggles are the things that boy scouts use on their neckerchiefs

Noodles are the things that you eat with Asian food, or use in the pool to help you swim / float

I agree totally with this post.

I know they are sold as woggles but usually call them pool noodles - woggles are for Boy Scouts aren't they?

They're noodles, I agree.