To think this is the worst Christmas Card ever?

[Babycheesesgo]

Name changed as potentially outing.
This years offering from our local MP.
Thoughts?
Caption competition?

Or

Ma-la-mut-mut-mut
Shag a huskey
Christmas cheer

Ma-la-mut-mut-mut
Shag a huskey
Fab idea

"I can't talk right now, I'm feeling a little husky"

"Remember; an MP is for life - not just for Christmas."

Where is the dog's head? Is it under his crotch or at the other end. I can’t work out which end of the dog is which. I know there is the bigger issue of wtf is the politician doing but the adirectional dog is troubling me the most right now.

Why do the mountains look like the Alps? Surely, some home-grown British mountains might have been better for a British MP
Is it a Scottish MP and Scottish mountains?

As for the dogs... what the hell?
Took me ages to work out that the lying down thing is a dog. Looks dead. At first glance the card looks like some revolting hunter gloating over his kill.
It's all been photoshopped as well - but who sits and makes a card like that - oh, I know, I'll stick a dead dog in front of some mountains, then add a photo of me looking like I'm doing a sneaky outdoor poo and then add another dog - which looks like a taxidermist stuffed a small polar bear and it went a bit pear-shaped ?????

ladydickisathingapparently now you've surpassed yourself! nothing as festive as a family human centipede at crimbo!

Is it Mark Field?

It looks like he is using the dog as a hand rest whilst taking a dump whilst the other poor sod is anxiously but patiently waiting its turn...

Scribbly the front dog is dying of shame. Probably taken out a super injunction.

I'm worried about the dog on the leash. Is it involved in some sort of weird s&m scenario ? Perhaps it's forgotten it's safe word which explains why it looks so miserable.

I too thought it looked like those hideous photos of triumphant hunters gloating over a dead lion or something.

Either way - urrrrgh

This is very troubling.
What thought process led the mystery MP to the decision to send such a card to his constituents?
What can he have hoped the desired outcome to be?
Is he on drugs?
Should he be reported for animal cruelty?
I want to go to bed but this has polluted my brain.
I need eye bleach.
Please, OP, tell us who this sick individual is.

Blimey, that's bad!

How about these offerings from FWR's favourite transwoman Labour Women's Officer? At least the production quality is a bit higher (and no dead animals appear to have been involved)

nicenew loving your captions, 🤣🤣🤣

Maybe his PA hates him and resigned this afternoon. But before doing so exacted their revenge by superimposing his head on this card.

2018: The year I really screwed the pooch (American phrase for messing up, which is what he did with this card).

This is what happens when you leave your Christmas card design to the work experience chap.

“Review it? No, I’m sure it’ll be fine. Send a copy to all my constituents.”

He’s shitting on a dead dog’s head?!!! WTF

But at least they didn’t show a Member of Parliament about to mount a dog while the dog’s partner looks sadly on

Well, yes, there is that at least

Olennas - I am blocked, what is it ?

Come on daily mail :) please pick this one up!

On second inspection he looks like an American fraternity pledge farting on a sleeping dog for a dare while the other dog sniffs it enquiringly.

Is that Phil Schofield, pre silver fox days? What in the name of God is he doing?????

Vix - a couple of different designs but all showing LM surrounded by sparkling stars and the slogan "Have a gay Christmas!"

He probably had them printed on expenses.

You've paid for that shite.