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To think this is the worst Christmas Card ever?

79 replies

Babycheesesgo · 14/12/2018 21:56

Name changed as potentially outing.
This years offering from our local MP.
Thoughts?
Caption competition?

To think this is the worst Christmas Card ever?
OP posts:
7Days · 14/12/2018 22:24

Surely the dogs partner should be expressing more anger than sadness. i don't wish to wimp-shame, but.....

RyderWhiteSwan · 14/12/2018 22:26

Oh those vintage cheap cards! made me all nostalgic. Wish I'd kept some of the horrors I received over the years. I couldn't wait to bin them though Grin

ladydickisathingapparently · 14/12/2018 22:26

Maybe the cuckolded dog is just thinking WTAF? As indeed am I.

TheFoodtheFadandtheFugly · 14/12/2018 22:29

Hang on - whole other question, who is holding the lead?!

MrsDarcyIwish · 14/12/2018 22:30

Is he trying to self-sabotage his future political career? Confused

How would anyone in their right mind vote for someone who appears to be buggering a husky?HmmConfused

TheFoodtheFadandtheFugly · 14/12/2018 22:30

… and has the intern on work experience/ pa who wanted revenge taken part of the dog's face off?

Pernickity1 · 14/12/2018 22:32

Haha! Who is this guy? Trying not to wake the baby with my snorting 😂

*moodily lit grapes” 😂😂😂

AviatorShades · 14/12/2018 22:33

just..GrinGrinGrin at both the card and your comments!

Pernickity1 · 14/12/2018 22:33

Totally woke her 😩

Helplessfeeling · 14/12/2018 22:34

The dog-partner looks like it is doing a pooh!

Mummyoflittledragon · 14/12/2018 22:34

“Peter couldn’t even get dogging right.”

“Merry Christmas constituents. This country is going to the dogs so I though I’d join them.”

“Peter decided to test his tackle at altitude. Jemima barely noticed. Horatio looked on bemused.”

What a crap card!

ladydickisathingapparently · 14/12/2018 22:35

Well it’s more a husky threesome I think, but yes, dog buggery does seem to be the theme Shock.

I seriously want to know who this is.

Chances are if he’s a Tory he’ll be our new Brexit Secretary within the month.

strawberrypenguin · 14/12/2018 22:35

That is amazingly bad. I had trouble working out of the dogs were actually alive or not!

ShatnersBassoon · 14/12/2018 22:37

I think he's just fallen over.

lisasimpsonssaxophone · 14/12/2018 22:38

The more you look at it the funnier it gets! Grin

MysteryNameChange · 14/12/2018 22:38

Who is he!? Grin

PunkrockerGirl59 · 14/12/2018 22:39

The politician with the creepy grin trying to mount a poor innocent husky - an absolute vote winner Grin
Thank you for posting this OP, I've had the shittiest few weeks/days and this has made me smile.

ladydickisathingapparently · 14/12/2018 22:41

Nice 80s arrangement here....

To think this is the worst Christmas Card ever?
ladydickisathingapparently · 14/12/2018 22:42

Oops

To think this is the worst Christmas Card ever?
Redshoeblueshoe · 14/12/2018 22:42

Fuck me
I think I just did some bad drugs
except I didn't

Bigonesmallone3 · 14/12/2018 22:42

WTAF..

acatcalledjohn · 14/12/2018 22:42

"Well, David Cameron did shag a pig..."

RyderWhiteSwan · 14/12/2018 22:44

Awwww thanks ladydickisathingapparently

ladydickisathingapparently · 14/12/2018 22:44

This is nice. It has a sort of human centipede vibe to it but with the added factor of including your own family.

lisasimpsonssaxophone · 14/12/2018 22:45

My partner’s real-time reaction when I showed him this: ‘What’s that? Wait, what... what IS that? What’s going on? No. Hang on. What? What IS going on?!’