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AIBU?

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Original poster

To think I’ve solved Brexit?

46 replies

womanhuman · 11/12/2018 00:51

It’s been another stressful day for TM. She should go home, put her feet up and crack open the gin. Then she should drunk text the EU telling them she loves them still and revoking Article 50.

It’ll be embarrassing but not as embarrassing as accidentally no deal Brexiting.

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SunnyCoco · 11/12/2018 01:09

Yyyyyyyeeeeeessssssss

Lovingbenidorm · 11/12/2018 01:11

Yeah fucking cracked that one

brizzledrizzle · 11/12/2018 01:57

'Hello, is that Ocado' 'great, can you do an urgent delivery of three bottles of gin?' 'You can? Wonderful, 10 downing street' 'my name? Just put love from mumsnet'

Jayfee · 11/12/2018 02:20

I have been thinking about food shortages if we hard Brexit. I think I will farm slugs ( like French snails but no shell to fuss with) and woodlice ( related to prawns, so tasty). Or perhaps we could just have a people's vote and remain!

kittencatmeow · 11/12/2018 02:46

Count me in for topping up TM with gin!

She irritates me highly but I would adore her forever if she drunk texted that!

NaughtToThreeSadOnions · 11/12/2018 03:06

As much as i'd love it, would junker reply I love you too.

TM: I Just want to say I LOVE YOU this divorce has been a mistake, i'm going to cancel article 50. Love you xxxxxx

CJ: ARE YOU DRUNK? do you know what you've put the kids through, you wanted this, i've got to think about whats best for the kids Angela (merkle) and emanual (macron) have been very upset, and Leo (vardaker) is really struggling its hit him.so hard his family is being broken up. He knows your going to be right next door but the very fact you wanted to leave him.

I mean its us that started this, if a woman on relationships was like my husband started divorced precedings and now he wants me back what would our answers be?

Topseyt · 11/12/2018 03:09

I think that would be a fabulous scenario.

MrsTerryPratcett · 11/12/2018 03:10

Yeah and she's been trying to cheat with the US so the EU should LTB. When an EU member shows you who they are believe them the first time.

kittencatmeow · 11/12/2018 03:10

Let's send them all gin??

Whyarealltheusernamestaken · 11/12/2018 03:11

I will join only if and when TM sings jump and dances down no 10’s steps doing so :)

kittencatmeow · 11/12/2018 03:12

Could it be like high school musical??

NaughtToThreeSadOnions · 11/12/2018 03:28

Yeah and she's been trying to cheat with the US so the EU should LTB. When an EU member shows you who they are believe them the first time

Well thats true,

CJ: oh is Donald not the love of your life now, just thought you'd get from him, not as good as you'd hoped.

(On a serious note i think yes before she actally triggered art.50 and it was just a we kind of want to seperate, i think we could have gone back and gone ohh no actally the whole thing was based on lies and manilation, can we move forward together, but once art.50 was triggered its going to have damaged our rekationship with the EU whatever now)

kittencatmeow · 11/12/2018 03:40
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womanhuman · 11/12/2018 09:37

Dammit, I see she didn’t. If she’s still PM by tonight we can cross fingers/send gin again.

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Satsumaeater · 11/12/2018 09:39

Love this OP. If only.

InfiniteSheldon · 11/12/2018 09:43

Dear EU. I've decided I don't give a fuck for democracy bollix to the thick, racist old 17 million the faux liberal middle classes need those easy holiday queues we're back in. Xxxx

Jocasta2018 · 11/12/2018 09:43

How about sending TM gin and all EU leaders lots of fine wine. That way when she sends her drunken text, they all might drunkenly go along with her idea....

User10fuckingmillion · 11/12/2018 09:48

Yeah but how is Brexit actually going to benefit the “thick racists” InfiniteSheldon?

Camomila · 11/12/2018 09:58

Emmanuel, Angela, and Leo really sounds like a sibling set you'd get on the baby names board.
That can be a new place for people to find inspiration for naming DC, a list of EU leaders. They'd definitely pass the 'but what if they want to be PM' test!

Original poster
womanhuman · 11/12/2018 10:38

‘AIBU to be upset people keep calling my baby Angela? Her name is Angela with a hard G.’

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onalongsabbatical · 11/12/2018 10:46

I want to spike the Gin with a nice hallucinogenic.
And send it to Rees-Mogg, too, who would then discover that he loves everyone and become an enlightened evangelist for peace and brotherhood and no more borders anywhere, like a sort of plummy-voiced John Lennon.
Given that he's my MP, perhaps I could even get away with this... Grin

ethelfleda · 11/12/2018 10:50

This is such a good idea.
Only in my scenario, we are all the children begging for them to get back together Sad

Inniu · 11/12/2018 10:55

TM is a whiskey drinker not a gin drinker. Send her a case of Irish whiskey and tell her it is the last she will get it a hard border goes up!

WhoGivesADamnForAFlakeyBandit · 11/12/2018 11:02

Andy Serkis brings back Gollum for Theresa May Brexit spoof | The Independent www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/andy-serkis-gollum-theresa-may-brexit-deal-vote-lord-of-the-rings-a8675661.html. Imagine this after a large slug of gin.

ChocolateStash · 11/12/2018 11:02

It was always going to be a mess. David Cameron had the right idea to get the vote and then jump ship before it all hit the fan. I think of all those involved, NI are the most vulnerable because of the need for an indefinite backstop.