To think I’ve solved Brexit?

[womanhuman]

It’s been another stressful day for TM. She should go home, put her feet up and crack open the gin. Then she should drunk text the EU telling them she loves them still and revoking Article 50.

It’ll be embarrassing but not as embarrassing as accidentally no deal Brexiting.

This is the best thread ever - so many B**t threads are so humourless.

sabbatical 😂

Perhaps the only thing scarier than JRM is JRM tripping.

Or JRM and BJ tripping together with Gove in his Fiesta to drive them home.

Dear Infinite Sheldon
Hard to understand your completely ageist attitude. I am 70 and voted Remain and am sick to death of the ageist crap from people like you. Ironically, every ageist twat will be old themselves one day, so self defeating really. My husband has a building company and found himself the only remainer on his site as the young English sub contractors were all voting to leave. It is people like you calling everyone who disagrees with your view stupid and racist that helped the vote to get to 52% leave. I hope we get a people's vote, hope we Remain but I don't hate/ ridicule/ villify people who don't see the world the way that I do.

Sorry badly, after my rant I do see the funny side of most posts.

Send her a case of Irish whiskey and tell her it is the last she will get it a hard border goes up

She could still drink the Scottish stuff... for now

Innui Perhaps NS could also ban TM from having Scotch whisky! I'm all for banning her having Irish whiskey as my df came from Leitrim.

Do any of you remember the poll tax fiasco (Maggie T) or the abolition of EIR (Gordon B- EIR was the lower rate tax on earned income as opposed to unearned income which incidently no NIC is paid) If so how could 17 million of an electorate of 46 million assume we could do this?

Will I still need to get an Irish passport?

OK let's send the whole bloody shower hallucinogenic spiked xmas drink gifts and while they're blubbering and staggering around wondering what their names are someone WITH HALF A FUCKING BRAIN CELL can take over.
Nothing, but nothing, could be worse than this.

Please?

Jay. I'm a Leave voter my post was 'lighthearted'

Don't worry, it isn't a romantic relationship between us and the EU, because of course no self respecting Europe would take us back!

Thankfully we're one of Europe's unruly children who briefly decided to pack up and leave home, because some orange man with yellow hair told us we could be a great big superstar just like him! But now we have nowhere to go, no money to go there and apparently we're not going to get that multi-million pound record deal after all.

So TM should totally get on the gin and beg the parents to let us please keep our nice cosy bedroom with all our favourite toys, even though our siblings are all mightily pissed off with us for wasting everybody's time with our poorly conceived dreams of super-stardom. Please can we come back home now??

Well even contribute a bit to the running of the household this time, even though we made an almighty fuss about how completely unreasonable that was before.

Oh dear how very mumsnet to be so onesided

"Brexit- what Brexit? - it was an early/late April's Fools you halfwits!- she could laugh it off, running through fields of wheat!

‘article 50 letter? Me? No. Someone else must have sent it.’

This is more like MN

Humour arises out of pain.
So someone on Leave side please write something about the funny pain that is the crappy WA you don't like.
Without blaming the Remainers who aren't in power at all.

Was that a Haiku Ragged?

lol. Haiku effort:

Given away
The PM stole my brexit
Naughty Mrs. May

Gove, Johnson
Davis, Stuart, Martin, Farage
Half-baked plans!!

"German car-makers
Need us more than we need them"
Not

She'll need to have a drunken spitroast with Boris and Jacob Rees-Mogg as well though. Is that a mental image you want to live with?

Though rather that image than burning the bannisters for warmth next winter.

Still struggling to get DC and the pig out my head...