"I find it difficult to believe that there's many people they think Australia is a 3 hour flight from the U.K. (I presume)." I don't! There's a lot of thick people about especially on certain types of holidays.
"Why can't they speak English" cos you're in Spain/Portugal/France you twat!
"All the foods foreign" that's cos you're not in U.K.!
"Why is it so hot" cos you're closer to the equator
Reminds me also of a thing I read about tourists complaints
www.wanderlust.co.uk/content/astonishing-holiday-complaints/
Op note the Jamaica complaint.
Just look at the idiots that go to places like dubai and end up in trouble due to flouting the VERY WELL ADVERTISED laws!
I once had to mention to gay friends of mine that sandals (at that time) didn't accept bookings from gay couples.
I've had to explain to more then a few people why the Americans were so freaked out by the Cuban missile crisis (they thought Cuba was near Russia led to very interesting conversations and much map folding to show just how close Russia is to America. The fact that it's physically possible to walk from Russia to America blew their minds!)
Good old colonial arrogance innit? Still alive and well 🙄
"Why do I need to locate my holiday on a map? I care more about the weather and culture and food; that, I would look into it. Which seas surround it and which continent the country are in are irrelevant to me." Location and the geographical features SHAPE the culture. I know not everybody is interested in this stuff but they should at least understand that much. Country borders are largely shaped by things like waterways and mountains etc.
"shows a general lack of awareness/interest in the world around them." Totally agree. Generally speaking I find this type of person also thinks politics is boring and doesn't affect them, don't watch the news etc.
I have relatives in aus and I can attest they have had the most ridiculous questions asked by potential visitors from uk inc "why is the flight so bloody long?" 🙄 "can you get normal food there?" "What happens if I take ill?" People are thick!
I've a friend who is a white caymanian, that's led to interesting conversations too!
And as a Scot I've lost count of the number of Americans that have tried to tell me Scotland is in England! Plus a few Canadians too.
I've met English & welsh people who thought the Shetlands were near the Falklands.
I've seen contestants on mastermind not know about major landmarks, hell even whole cities in Scotland!