'Cheer up love, it might never happen'

[tactum]

What if it already has and that's why I've got a face like a slapped arse??

Does anyone else think it's a stupid and inappropriate comment to make?! Fuck off!!! I know I look miserable, don't need you to point it out ta!

Usually said by men who for some reason think that I need to be grateful to be in their presence

Ignore thankfully as I have got older this rarely happens

It's said by the same pig-thick men who if you disagree with them call you a lesbian.

I hate even being called Love and Darling.