What's your favourite lines from a film?

[Butterfly98]

I've just watched Marley & me for about the 10th time and it still makes me cry even though I know most of the dialogue by now! It got me thinking about how certain films and lines stay close to your heart for different reasons... this films always reminds me of my childhood dog who we had for 12 years, his name was Shep and we loved him dearly... everyday there he would be waiting for us when we got off the school bus wagging his tail to greet us, even when he got old and weary we could rely on him to be there waiting in his usual place in rain, hail or snow! He really was a part of the family. Anyway my favourite lines from this film are "A dog has no use for fancy cars, big homes, or designer clothes. A water log stick will do just fine. A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, clever or dull, smart or dumb. Give him your heart and he'll give you his".

‘Surely you can’t be serious?!’
‘I am serious and don’t call me Shirley’

• Airplane

"Daddy. My Daddy" said by Roberta in The Railway Children.
"I'll think about it tomorrow." Scarlett O'Hara in Gone With The Wind. .

"Do you have a license for that gun!?"
(unintelligible gibberish)
"Aye, he's got a license for this one."
" Okay then... Wait. What do you mean by, This one ?" - Hot Fuzz

'I don't know why l did that..'
Said by a soldier in Saving Private Ryan when they were holed up in a church for the night and talking about home. He was talking about how his mum would rush home from her job at the diner to talk to him before he was asleep and like a typical teenage boy he cba'd and would pretend be asleep.. He said it with tears in his eyes and followed by. 'she only wanted to ask me about my day'
Gets me everybody time.

every bloody time even

"Life is pain and anyone who says anything different is selling something"
"Sleep well and dream of large women"
"Never start a land war in Asia or go up against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line!"
All from Princess Bride.

Plus
"Hair are your aeriels, man"
"I have a heart condition. If youhit me, it's murder!"
"SCRUBBERS!"
"I mean to have you even if it must be burglary!" From Withnail.

And an old one from Cary Grant in Bringing up Baby :"It is'nt that Idon't like you Susan, because after all i'm strangely drawn to you in moments of quiet but well, there haven't been any quiet moments."

DEATH BY STEREO

Maggots Michael

A cock, in a frock, on a rock.

The Best Film Ever Made (as any fule kno) is the original Ghostbusters.

The Best Line in the Best Film Ever Made is when Ray, having just been convinced by Peter to remortgage his deceased parents' house to finance the Ghostbusters' setup, asks him how he's going to repay it.

Venkman swigs from a bottle of booze hidden in a brown paper bag, grins, and replies: "I don't know, Ray, I don't know."

(Maybe you had to be there, it's all about the timing.)

Careful man, there’s a beverage here!

'I've been digging holes all my life and I've never missed a depth I've aimed at.'

Armageddon, where Bruce Willis is a miner who is brought in by NASA to save the entire planet from disaster.

'Capitán Vidal: You could have obeyed me!

Doctor: But Captain, to obey - just like that - for obedience's sake... without questioning... That's something only people like you do.'

'The captain has been so good to us... Please, Ofelia, call him father. It's just a word, Ofelia, just a word.'

Both from Pan's Labyrinth, the latter is utterly heartbreaking.

"You mess with me, you mess with my whole family!"
from the film"Twins",this was said by Danny Devito

@HippyChickMama please tell me what film your quote is from it's driving me mad - I know it so well but can't place it

Sharks with frickin laser beams on their heads.

“Take that, liver!”- Matt to Mavis knocking back the last of several shots in Young Adult- Charline Theron is brilliant in this!

“Honey, you were first runner up at a Miss Hawaiian tropics contest. Why are you going to throw that all away?”- Legally Blonde

“I was riding the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies”- Clueless

I carried a watermelon

“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means”

Keep the change, ya filthy animal!

Forgive someone do it once , resent someone do it everyday from
The light between the oceans

I hate actors - Team America

Applepudding2018 it’s from dirty dancing.

Mother is the name for god on the lips and hearts of all children - The Crow

Read the whole thread and not one has said

"You're a smelly pirate hooker"

"BAXTER?! Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee"

"Go Fuck Yourself SAN Diego"

And to add one from The Wedding Singer that I love :

"He's losing his mind.... and I'm reaping all the benefits"