What is this monstrosity?

[honestlynotagain]

I regularly contribute my tuppence worth on MN but I've name changed for this as A) I don't want to be associated with this and B) I feel like a fucking eejit.

So, my sister came round for a visit today and we decided that we would get a dominoes pizza as a treat.
By some weird twist of fate I accidently clicked on the cheese button which added extra cheese. I didn't want extra cheese on my margarita so I clicked the button again and carried on with my order.
Well they sent me this abomination.
Please don't get me wrong, I'm not against tomatoes and pizza base but I bought the pizza for the fucking cheese.
AIBU to think that delicious tomato bread is a delicacy people rarely order from a pizza establishment (please note I am not getting at anyone who is unable to eat cheese/dairy!) they require a phone number, so why didn't they ring to check?
Seriously dominoes, why?!

Oh @monkey, don't!! It's like another stab through the heart!

I would need counselling to get over this. Hope you're ok OP

@ThePoliticiansPraiseMyName
I realise it is indeed my error. Please use my stupidity as a warning.

@allenbolts thank you, I am trying to be strong looks forlornly into the distance

That is the saddest thing I have ever seen.

Maybe they thought you were vegan. I’d be popping to the local corner shop for emergency cheddar.

Get the smoked cheese grated over and pretend it's scarmoza (or summat like that) which is smoked mozzarella.

@noblegiraffe, I have eaten two slices as is.
My DH suggested I put some marmite on it. It's happening.. quietly sheds a tear

@honestlynotagain if you're near the south east I will deliver cheese to you. I'm not one to sit and watch someone suffer this way

My friend did the same thing recently and she did cry. I think she'd also cocked up (says she didn't) her toppings and had something like tuna with beef. Bleurgh.

@allenbolts, you truly have a heart of gold.

@kochicoo to be honest even a bizzare combination of tuna and beef would be preferable right now.

OP you are not stupid. We order Dominoes every 2 or 3 months so I do not consider myself inexperienced with their online ordering system. Except I did the exact same thing as you the other weekend. Added extra cheese for DD who then decided she didn't want extra cheese, so removed it, and ended up with what you've got (except ours was more burnt). DD ate it though, and quite enjoyed it!! I was about to ring them all indignant until I checked the order and realised it was my fault.

My thoughts are with you at this terrible time

If you think this is bad you should Google ‘none pizza left beef’ - it is the stuff of legends!

@caterpuller, I'm glad I'm not the only one and that there was a happy ending for your daughter.

@stan thank you. I will post shortly about details regarding the candle light vigil I will be holding.

I know a few people with dairy allergy that order pizza with no cheese. They usually have other toppings though so that does look a bit bare :(

I was once recommended to get Texas barbecue sauce, no cheese and just pineapple on top, and it was actually delicious.

Have you got any barbecue sauce and tinned pineapple?

Cheez is wiff da angles :(

@noblegiraffe, no such luck. We definitely need to do a food shop. Sounds like an interesting combo though.

@coffee, that is utter madness!

@wax, you're right. It most certainly is.

Coffee

I've googled that - it is an abomination!

I always have no cheese but usually have a load of toppings on it. Yours does look a little bare.

It’s so naked and exposed.... I pity it. And you 😭

@thewaronpeace. The shame is unreal. I've only felt like this once before when I went on a school trip. We went sailing but I'd only brought one pair of shoes, promptly fell in the water and had to walk home in wet shoes. Pity me.

Is the barbecue sauce as well as the tomato paste or instead? I´d like to try that one out.

none pizza left beef
Wtf is that!!

@mrmeseeks, it's a bad kabab basically.

honestlynotagain
That’s a kebab????