Fake AIBUs

[hlob]

I love those threads but they seem to never come up now or I miss them

You know the fake AIBU where it's a fictional character the OP pretends to be

Can we have one? Can I try and guess your fake aibu's for who you are?

Ehm. Like why is no one asking how my toes are? 😑 You people are making attention seeking really hard work.

😂

Have HQ replied to your email?

@OftenHangry I'm sorry 💐 attention seeking should be made much easier for you Hun xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

They said they will pass it to the powers that be for consideration fingers crossed 🤞

@hlob great!

And thanks hunny! Xxx

I had a very intense relationship it was true love. When all was said and done we got engaged and i spent ages picking the most beautiful dress you have ever seen. Honestly its perfect. Well to cut a long story short i was jilted at the alter. Now i have been evicted im living up in the attic room but all i want to do is wear the dress that makes me look stunning. My friends are calling me crazy. Aibu to wear MY dress all day because I want to?

Hangry how are the toes now hun?

Firstly @MarthaArthur obvs you are not BU! If the dress makes you look good, just wear it. That's what dresses are for. Ignore this social construct made by patriarchy (obvs, who else) that it's just for 1 day. Think of a planet too!

My toes were reattached by my DM today. They are bit blue. DH flipped and shouted something about getting ganges in my legs? No idea what that river has to do with it, but ok. Just him being controlling.

Thank you! Thats what i said im being eco friendly wearing this dress every day for fifty years and only.minimal smell!

Oh im so sorry he is trying to control you like this have you thought of a spa day on his credit card?