Fake AIBUs

[hlob]

I love those threads but they seem to never come up now or I miss them

You know the fake AIBU where it's a fictional character the OP pretends to be

Can we have one? Can I try and guess your fake aibu's for who you are?

@hlob excuse me?
Firstly, not hanging off. Proper of fallen off.
Secondly, 3not 2.

@OftenHangry well there you go then! 2 toes hanging on. Exactly what I said!

I am dying here 😂😂😂 IRL

@Feefeetrixabelle as long as you are happy, it doesn't matter what you are doing and how you are affecting others.
Also ltb (just in case there is a b coming in a dtipfeed)

Well my latest cheated on my niece with my daughter and broke both their hearts. So obviously once a cad always a cad so I knocked him on the head with a hammer on his wedding day. Another local chap pie was a drug dealer, threatened local women so I popped some poison in his beer. He was lucky to get a final pint in my opinion. And the guy before that kidnapped my daughter to try and get his grandchild back from my niece. So I killed and hid him in the woods unfortunately some school children found him.

@Feefeetrixabelle have you considered anger management? And do you live in Chester?

MN should have a fake AiBU night to get it out of the system

@littlebillie they should have a whole topic imo. I'd never dare do one without saying it was fake but a whole topic would be fab!

Does anyone remember the one years ago where the OP was pretending to be Helen from The Archers when she was either heavily pregnant or had just had Henry? I guess because The Archers is less mainstream than, say, EastEnders very few posters got it and there was a huge amount of genuine concern over "Helen's" poor relationship with her father.

@Feefeetrixabelle I of done a buzfeed tests on ur behalf. It says you are great and caring cause you care for others and doing this for them.

Some of these are great ideas for AIBU.

@OftenHangry why do you think buzzfeed is a reputable scientific source?

Hlob now and a again being a bit crazy (without upsetting or triggering anyone) 👿

AIBU to hate my husband's hair?? It's always being photographed outisde our private jet flapping about all over the place, and he most defo has a fake tan addiction! All that power and you think he would make tanning great again.

@Onestep2 YADNBU

Ps:LTB 💐 we are all with you!

Hlob ^

I^ would call it

The Purge-AIBU

@Boyskeepswinging I vaguely think I might remember but I don't listen to the Archers so would have been definitely worried

It would be fun @littlebillie I mailed to ask @MNHQ for a fauxBU topic

Doubt it will happen though unless others enjoy it too!

@hlob I have my reasons and of done a proper research but I don't like your tone so I see no point in telling you

Oh trust me I would LTB but we have not long moved into a big new house. It's particularly monotone looking from the outside but it's very luxurious from the inside and I would be loathe to downsize.

@onestep2 don’t ltb...hire me as your nanny instead

@hlob no not really angry when I do it pretty calm about it all to be honest. And yes I do live Chester way are you looking for a nanny?

@oftenhangry #livingmybestlife

@oftenhhangry have you considered not bothering to reattach because then you’d take a smaller shoe size
You could pickle the toes or make some of that booze that has a toe in each bottle. What a unique gift for your PILs this Christmas. Do start a AIBU thread to get MN opinion on whether that’s a good idea though. You don’t want to piss off the in-laws unless you intend on to go NC

Hlob Archers you don't know what you are missing

@Feefeetrixabelle was she your daughter? I've got confused as I thought he was your son?

@Feefeetrixabelle and erm, thank you for the offer. Fortunately I live too far to take you up as my nanny