What was the worst school report you ever got?

[kennelmaid]

I was 10, in the last year at primary school. I knew my (male) teacher didn't like me very much. In the section about general attitude he wrote "kennelmaid is often sullen and can be a nuisance. She will find it very difficult to get on well in secondary school."

I was the archetypal ‘good girl’ in school, so never really had a ‘bad’ report. However, my Year 7 Science teacher lived to regret saying ‘Alli needs to speak up in class’...I didn’t shut up for the next 4 years!
I also remember a rather sarcastic comment from my geography teacher along the lines of ‘Is art your strong point, Alli?!’. My map drawing wasn’t great, evidently.

I had been struggling with O grade chemistry. Worked my arse off for the mock exam.

Scored 76%. 77% would have been a 1 pass.

School report said "this mark is a disgrace".

Liz joins in enthusiastically with singing practice, if not rhymically or in tone.

thepoorestoftherichteabiscuits - I love your maths story! I remember a similar task from early primary school where we were given an inordinately long amount of time to list all the words we could think of that ended with '-at'. I was annoyed that my teacher wouldn't add my contributions, including 'aristocrat' and 'diplomat' to the shared class list, just the obvious cat bat sat stuff.

My school report from when I was 5 called me an anxious perfectionist. Still true.

I didn't go to secondary school very often but was bright and studied at home so got extremely good marks anyway. I had one report where the headteacher had to write a comment in - mine was a generic positive comment followed by, in another colour, 'HOW EVER, ATTENDANCE???' (sic). I figured that if my attendance was that low but I was still in the top 5 in the year group I was doing just fine.

For PE I once managed to get E for attainment ( the lowest) and 1 (the highest) for effort. The teacher had commented “wax lacks confidence in this subject” . I wonder why? Luckily I didn’t have her as a PE teacher again and magically became “ at least “average” at PE thereafter.

Pe...year 10 I think: I cannot comment on this pupil as they haven't been to my lessons.
(I didn't like pe ... Lol)

'Far too easily satisfied with her work.'

From a total pervert Science teacher who used to sit on the back of the girls' stools so his bum was pressed against ours. I used to stand up and refuse to sit down until he moved. Twat.

I remember getting a Biology test result of 10/10 with the remark ‘Quite good’ from the teacher. I wondered how many out of ten was needed for a ‘Very good’.