AIBU to think this is the funniest typo ever?

[MaggieMagpie357]

I'm admin on an FB forum for PTAs. Someone has just commented on a thread about Santa's Grottos, apparently they're going to decorate theirs with "snowflake netting across the windows, a blow up father christmas and tree on the outside, oh and not forgetting the snow top foof"

I laughed so hard. What's the best typo you've ever seen/done? I did confuse lick and kick once in a dirty text...... could have been a bit ouchy.....

[BumbleDevon]

There are many many instances on mumsnet of "muslins" being autocorrected.

Barely a day goes by without me reading people telling each other to "throw a few Muslims in a bag" or "just use some Muslims when breastfeeding" etc.



I can't help it, I laugh every time! It's an awful autocorrect.

[EnglishRose13]

On a webinar when you could type questions to the host live, I typed "accuntable"

[BlueJava]

On a sign in a Pizza Hut in Beijing which was closed for rebuilding work to take place:

Sorry for the incontinence.

[IthinkIsawahairbrushbackthere]

A FB post where a friend thanked a member of her team for doing an extra shit.

[InsomniacAnonymous]

"School sent out a text message asking for "willies to be sent in deposable bags""

What was it meant to say?

[Spieluhr]

A former colleague mistyped an invoice to a client whose company address was The Pump House. She accidentally wrote The Pimp House. Thankfully they thought it was hilarious.

[CaptainBrickbeard]

I love the idea of receiving a formal email from Satan! Typos are my favourite form of humour.

[FrowningFlamingo]

@Sidge mine does this all the time - I wonder if we have the same name!

[DramaAlpaca]

I've nothing to add except to say thank you for this hilarious thread. I've had a rubbish day at work and you have all made me laugh & cheered me up.

[SocksRock]

Message to colleague about a full penetration butt weld.

Had to explain that it wasn't an autocorrect, that's a real thing in engineering...

[Redcliff]

I once put out a reaquest for a BUM expert instead of a BIM expert (BIM being building information modelling - I work in constuction)

[JudasPrudy]

I got this email last year from an oil heating firm have removed the name in case I get in trouble

[MaggieMagpie357]

Wow @JudasPrudy, that's to the point! I got one from a holiday company once asking "when was the last time you felt the wind on your nips?" I'm still trying to work out if that was a typo or not.....

[UnicornPug]

I sent a friend a picture of giraffes in the zoo, asking which one she wanted me to steal. She replied ‘Second from left, please! Stick him in your Vag but try not to squish his neck’

Still makes me snort.

[Spieluhr]

When I was in the Dominican Republic the hotel offered free towels for people swimming but the leaflet politely requested that 'Would Guests please rectum the towels before 7pm in order for the towels to be laundered.

[Gingerrogered]

I wrote on here the other week about a woman who had irrational anger at people who are naked beans.

[clary]

I used to work on a newspaper called the Lincolnshire Free press - can't tell you how often I typed Lincolnshite!

Don't think it made it into the paper, but I did see a reference to the noted hostelry r The Red Loin; and I recall a couple having their wedding reception at the Pubic Hall 😁😁

The second of those reminds me of Ds1, aged about 6, coming home to say he had roast lion for school lunch. Turned out to be roast LOIN (of pork). Still makes me smile 😀

[PrincessWire]

I had an email from a customer once talking about the "difficult tit station" they were in. They meant situation 😂

[tccat]

Bank accunt instead of bank account, busty instead of busy, deficate instead of deficite, clit instead of client on a number of occasions, texting my son that it was pulled porn for dinner

[youarenotkiddingme]

OMG @ long necked giraffe up your vag 😂😂😂😂🤭

Actually crying at that

[HildaZelda]

I once worked in a job where my boss had great confidence in me. I was due to attend a meeting which would hopefully bring in a lot more business to the company. Morning of the meeting, my boss attempted to tell me how well I was going to do by sending me an email saying "I thrust in you".
Every single woman in the office fancied him. I would have let him 'thrust in me' anytime.

[supercatlady]

I had an email from someone apologising for their incontinence (rather than incompetence) once

[TheMythicalChicken]

I once sent a letter to the head of the synagogue about his pension, starting: “I am writing to you about your penis.”

[Crikeyblimey]

When we kept chickens. I was going to be late home from work, sontexted dh to ask (as it would be dark before I got home) if he could ‘shit (shut) the chickens up’! 🤣. He reported that he had gone to the coop and shouted ‘boo’!!

[ChodeofChodeHall]

The best one I saw was on a pizza flyer:

ANT PIZZA - ANY SIZE - £9.99