AIBU to think this is the funniest typo ever?

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I'm admin on an FB forum for PTAs. Someone has just commented on a thread about Santa's Grottos, apparently they're going to decorate theirs with "snowflake netting across the windows, a blow up father christmas and tree on the outside, oh and not forgetting the snow top foof"

I laughed so hard. What's the best typo you've ever seen/done? I did confuse lick and kick once in a dirty text...... could have been a bit ouchy.....

My mum sent me a text to say I could collect a cheque for something and apologising because her and sdad “weren’t into internet bonking”

I'm not sure what you have to do to the six moths to get extra pay...

I once asked for a 'cut and blow job' on the phone to the hairdressers, which then got worse as I blurted 'sorry, its that I say blow job more than blow dry' by way of explanation. I don't by the way, I was making a cackhanded justification to explain by comment about rarely blow drying my hair

Loving these esp mum going through town wanking

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A colleague almost sent a letter to every 'Cunty Councillor' in the West Midlands but noticed as she was printing them.

School sent out a text message asking for "willies to be sent in deposable bags"

A friend signed off a text with "big jugs" instead of "big hugs". We now used "big jugs" on all messages now.

Not exactly a typo, but once I was spelling my name over the phone using the phonetic alphabet and said ‘Y for wanky’

It took about 3 minutes for the guy at the other end to compose himself long enough to finish taking the rest of my details.

Kid shits instead of Kid's hits on an CD in a shop in the Netherlands. No apostrophe and funny spacing - punctuation matters people!

There was one that popped up in my news feed from everyone's favourite paper that made me laugh

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Gandalf I used John Thomas for JT once....

My org sent out an annual report and pubic relations were mentioned instead of public relations.?Whoops!

My iPad once autocorrected "menstual" to "men's trial" which I thought was both apt and a clear sign it'd been designed by a man...

Jappydooda. Your's wins my vote for the funniest typo!

I was sending a formal email to someone once, and my bloody iPad autocorrected my name to Satan.

I didn’t notice before sending it.

Having a heated debate with DP and tried to type ‘I’m sick of your crap’ and it auto corrected to ‘I’m sick of your carp’

He sent me a picture of a fish back.

I remember our local Sensory Service sending out a reminder text regarding an event for dead children ...

Oh these are brilliant!!

Although maybe not the dead children @EggysMom

I type legal notes and once typed that the
husband in the couple was petitioning for divorce because the wife had killed his brother. I mean, kissing him was pretty inexcusable, but killing him would've been worse!! "Snapped and farted" (I hope that WAS a typo!) is my favourite though

My medical secretary once typed a letter I had dictated about a child with bowel problems “He has dire rear” (which was quite an apt description!)

DerfelCadarn

The mind boggles...

@notyourmummy snapped and farted will never be beaten.

Give me 15 minutes auto corrected to give me 15 minges 😂😂