To be disturbed by this Waitrose Christmas offering

[SuperStellaElla]

I was searching for a recipe for glazed sausages and stumbled across this. Wtf Waitrose?!
www.waitrose.com/ecom/products/festive-sausage-wreath-with-cranberry-glaze/601960-670953-670954

I think it looks yummy!

Looks delicious! It’s from their party food range.
Just a way of displaying sausages on a buffet. Nice gastro pub near us does the same on their party menus.

It looks too much like entrails for me to want to eat it. I agree OP, it is quite disturbing.

Omg that looks amazing.

You could put it in the worlds biggest Yorkshire pud and have Xmas toad in the hole.

Sorry op I love it

What’s wrong with that? The skewers? That’s just to keep the sausages in place while they cook. Remove them before you eat them.

It does look a little bit like a prop from an episode of game of thrones or similar where someone’s stomach has been sliced and guts have spilled..
But in fairness you could probably say that about any regular string of sausages.

Looks entirely unappetising

I’d eat that, looks proper tasty

google "volvulus"

I wasn't thinking stomach and guts myself but it does resemble those too......

It looks like a wreath made of intestines.

A sausage fest!

~sniggers~

I’m with you, OP.

Looks like a prop for a battle scene.

Looks like gut wreath.

Looks like gut wreath.

Waitrose is obviously selling stage props for Jacobean Tragedies given that Mr Kipling cornered the Nativity Play market.

(The accounts for one tragedy listed the expense of the sheep's pluck that had to be purchased as the stage effect for a disembowelment scene.)

I'm not squeemish in the slightest and I see gut wreath too.
And it's just ... too red.

it's a No from me

Very unappetising to me and I doubt they would cook evenly.

One can buy a wreath of bread at Harvest Festival so sausages at Christmas are OK.

I find these from Sainsburys stranger:

I've got it, it's a festive Tauntaun wreath, butchered for us by Hans Solo:

And I thought they smelled bad on the outside

IT looks horrible! Guts/eels/penis wreath anyone?

Not fancying the sprout or bacon tea either 😀

IT looks horrible! Guts/eels/penis wreath anyone?

Gunther Grass' The Tin Drum and the scene of the eels writhing out of the horse's head?

Good god! I'm with the retching woman in red!!!!

I think it looks great. Different strokes and all that OP