To be disturbed by this Waitrose Christmas offering

[SuperStellaElla]

I was searching for a recipe for glazed sausages and stumbled across this. Wtf Waitrose?!
www.waitrose.com/ecom/products/festive-sausage-wreath-with-cranberry-glaze/601960-670953-670954

It’s the way two of them are red and one’s a bit green that makes it look gross to me. That just says rotting entrails.

Imagine that being your job, plaiting sausages.

about this....yummmmm 😝

That looks like knitted penis’. Very odd indeed.

Omg nakedscientist what is that in the middle!? As for the chi-plata willies - just noooooooo

I take it back, I’ll have the —entrail— sausage wreath after all!

I think we now have the visual to send with the young-person-internet-insult 'Eat a bag of dicks'.

way to ruin a good sausage..................cover it in cranberry sauce or anything cranberry related....................

and i agree with a PP There is no way they would cook evenly.

All those toes sticking out of Naked's pie.

SGB

It doesn't scream Christmas to me, more Crown of Thorns for Easter.

Either way appetising it is not.

Looks like poo and willies.

A flaccid phallus knot, how festive.

Poo and willies

Poo bum willy HEE HEE HEE HEE

Yanbu makes me feel ill. Really sick. I too thought intestines. It's just all wrong. Colour and texture. Looks bloated...

gut wreaath..........hahahaha...bastard s huv funerals too.superb

It looks like intestines from a weird horror movie🤢🤢

That looks delicious. Definitely going to copy that over Christmas.

If you said this was facebook tatt I would have believed you.

I bet it started off as a joke when the butchers were messing about making silly Christmas shapes.

Brussels sprout tea! I thought brussels sprout crisps were bad enough. I like regular sprouts though. I've just realised brussels sprouts has an S on

Sorry for that 'dish' I posted it looks like willie rolls with sick in the middle, makes the penis wreath look almost edible

It looks like a wreath made of intestines.

Kind of is though, right? Isn't that what proper sausages are made of... Meat and things stuffed into intestines? Or am I thinking of something else?

Anyway, I think it looks delicious!

Not a fan of the mini-willies and sick though.

It looks like some sort of terrifying image they might show on Embarassing Bodies. Not very appetising.

Ho, Ho, Ho, it's a Penis Wreath.

Ew, that doesn't appeal to me at all. Looks like some kind of gruesome disembowelment. [faints]