To use my toilet for its purpose? (lighthearted)

[GunpowderGelatine]

AIBU to use my toilet for wee's and poo's? I even let other people use it for wee's and poo's. I don't hover when using the toilet and I use a normal amount of toilet paper. I also only flush toilet paper and not tampons, sanitary towels or my dinner. Am I weird?!

You are BU for putting an apostrophe in poos.

You actually let others use your toilet?
The last time I let somebody use my toilet, they took a massive dump in it...i couldn't believe it.
Using something for the purpose it is intended....
YABVVVVU

Yes, you are being unreasonable. Toilets are to be admired from afar in a sparkling clean state and certainly should never be piddled in or shat in.

The government should ban toilet brushes and the penalty for having such a disgraceful object in your house should be life in prison. Certainly you should never touch your toilet with one.

Very unreasonable. U should have it as a showcase to admire only.

I also have a toilet brush which stands in a little pot that has a starfish on it. And I even use it 😱😱😱

But do you have Zoflora in your bog brush pot?

after all the posts about delivery men and builders actually using a toilet I am shamelessly place marking this. I think this is a real post and deserves support.

Omg I can't even!
I have a strangepoopinmeloophobia and you just selfishly decided not to put a trigger warning on so now I won't be able to fall asleep unless I am hugging my toilet! Selfish.
Poop of all of the Britain on your toilet

Well honestly OP, next you'll be telling us you don't even Hinch your toilet roll!

@CoughLaughFart is it strictly wrong to use an apostrophe? I don't use them but wouldn't it show that they're the poos belonging to the OP? 😅

YABVU! All good mumsnetters know toilets (gah can barely even say the word) are for display purposes only, more of a ‘show bog’ if you like.
We shouldn’t even be considering pooping within a 5 foot radius of one. It will only lead to workmen etc asking to lay a pipe in our pristine bogs .

sitting on other peoples toilet seats is gross and I put toilet paper down before in public ones because of splash back can give you diseases.
I think that part of your opinion is weird

Some people aren't comfortable letting others use their loo which I can understand

this is a thread about a thread and you're being a shady.

Oh my gosh OP, your post has given me the courage to speak out, I too have been using my toilet as intended. I have hidden it for so long as I thought I was being unreasonable. Thank you OP

I insist on a completed risk assessment form before making a decision re the use of my facilities. Bowel conditions and food/drink consumption in previous 48 hours must be disclosed.

I put toilet paper down before in public ones because of splash back can give you diseases.

I assumed when I first read the above post that this was tongue in cheek but the rest of the post makes me wonder... on the off chance that it wasn't, what diseases?

You USE a loo brush?! After SHITTING in your toilet?! Don't you know that toilets are ornamental water features and not for shitting in, you disgusting creature.

Theres a lot of toilet humour going on this wkend, quite shit really.

The apostrophes are excruciating

This feels so liberating to confess. There's more to my story and I don't want to drip feed...but I have 3 toilets in my house, and I allow poos in each and every one of them. Even the downstairs one.

Should I hand in my MN badge now??

Your grammar is unreasonable 😂

Apologies for the grammar, may I blame autocorrect? Actually it's probably the poo germs wafting into my brain making me stupid

If you let a man use your toilet then YADBU.

My children poo in my toilet and sometimes they forget to flush it away...so by the time I discover it, it may have festered for a while.

I wouldn’t consider buying a house unless it was next door to a public toilet.
I have lived in my house for 12 years and my toilet has not been used once in that time.
We also wash outside with a bucket of water so as not to dirty the hand basin.

@Purplehammer i sneak in and use your toilet when you're using the public conveniences next door.. Hee hee.