Spellings that make you cringe

[jarhead123]

I know some people can't help it, I get that.

BUT I've just seen a photo on FB of a Mum & daughter and someone has comment 'so pressures' - I am assuming they mean precious!!

Any other classics you've seen?

@ACatsNoHelpWithThat

I think you'll find that was mentioned by myself a few pages back

Oh and I know someone who writes 'few' instead of phew! 😅. Annoys me every time.
Few, that was hard work! 

ItWasntMeItWasIm

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QueenStreaky

😂

I must confess I often used to wonder what a "flamin' yon" was when I watched American TV shows.

What is that meant to be Redlife??

Chicken Parmesan/parmigiana

In answer to newshoe

I think redlife's picture caption is
Chicken Permission (chicken parmesan?)
and the chicken is responding....

(bit hard to see though)

I couldn't believe it when I looked at the recipe for my ds's cooking lesson and the title, which was written by the teacher for their homework, said 'Mini Chicken Pie's'. 😫

A couple of years ago both my dc's reports were littered with spelling and grammatical errors, including: ' Name needs to take care to finish a sentence with a full stop ' 😠 Failing to include a full stop themselves! I know some people find spelling difficult but I get mad when teachers make mistakes because it's not helping the children learn.

When the children were at primary school every letter to us from the school office and the head teacher included elementary spelling, grammar or punctuation errors.

Argh I've just had a text from a friend saying 'Rosie brother knows him'.

WHERE'S YOUR 'S??????? Seriously, I'm really curious, do people actual say it like that?

Hand made wedding invitation - so pretty, and so much work, but proudly announcing "Your invited!"

'Then' instead of 'than'.

I would rather eat a sandwich then eat pasta.

Anyone else keep seeing 'women' used where 'woman' should have been?

My DD - spelling not her greatest skill when rushing - had a school report which said she needed to work more accurately but their version said 'accuratley'. Oh, the irony! On the other hand, it did help to cushion the blow as I pointed out that everyone makes mistakes

Seen on a local social media page -
Someone wanting to get a "Cherwarwer"
Someone asking "I wanna chocker top or sank like"
Regularly see chester draws, weary (for wary), women (for woman), pacific (specific), no (know), were (where).

Another one off FB this morning which may have already been mentioned - aloud (allowed).

@MarklahMarklah I give up...what should "chocker top" and "sank like" actually be?

@Cats
Chocker top = one of those choker-necked tops that were popular.
Sank like = Something like.

Took me quite a while.

Remembered that there was also a phase of people wanting 'tillers' for their bathrooms. (Tilers)

Thanks Marklah - I would never have worked those out in a million years!

Leary instead of [being] wary [of]

"Tunge" instead of tongue drives me mad.

@moresugarthanalemon Leary would annoy me as well, but I'd assume they mean leery. Which I suppose means the same thing as wary!