Delivery driver just had a dump at my house!

[WitsEnd2018]

AIBU? I've just had some furniture delivered and the first thing the guy said was, 'Can I use your loo?' I didn't want him to but felt that I couldn't refuse so I reluctantly said yes. He was in there for ages. He's had a smelly dump. It fucking stinks. I could have cried. He then bought the furniture in and I've just had to go and clean the toilet. I'm disgusted.

Banana, are you a good designer? I am not crafty at all, but would love to see what someone else who is could conjure up. 😂

OP. You need to get a grip. Seriously.

Look, don't sweat this, OP. Complain to the company that he left a mess. And next time, 'Can I use your loo?' 'No.' And then you move on with your life.

Ding ding ding! We've officially reached loonyland.

Thank you. I've just spit my tea out all over my desk reading this comment and now everyone is looking at me

Costa, no. OP is one of the anti-toilet brush brigade. Only those of us with low hygiene standards would have toilet brushes.

TheTroublesomeTribble

How many dumps would the guy therefore have to do in a day if it’s a purposeful, misogynistic thing? He will be making several deliveries and thinking “I’ll just squeeze that bit and save the rest or my next customer...” 🙈 🤣🤣🤣 Nothing to do with being caught short then.

Glad it's not just me who thinks the motion of delivery men seeking to control women by asking to use their toilet is bizarre.

I was ready to kick the fuck off thinking he just shit on your door step 😂.

It’s a toilet love, that’s what you use them for, it’s not to keep your pearls 😂

Can someone explain what is wrong with having/using a toilet brush?

That should say “rest for my next customer.”

Ding ding ding! We've officially reached loony land.

To be fair, I thought that too until I read all 3 of the original Shitting Man threads, it was quite eye-opening.

I think Germaine Greer was spot on when she said that most women have no idea how much men actually hate us.

I'm not a troll been on here for years!

bellinibobble
None . (I’ll just deregister from mumsnet now)

It’s the Op’s home, including the toilet, so she can allow or not allow who she wants to use it

And she allowed this man to use it, Dorsetdays. So what's your point?

So if a female delivery driver needs to use your toilet that's different?

I’m obviously in the minority here but I wouldn’t have allowed a complete stranger into my home under any circumstances. Perhaps a police officer or someone else in a profession where they do criminal records checks etc as standard. But not a random delivery driver. He could be a thief, a rapist or anything. I’d just have said “sorry but I don’t feel safe allowing strange men into my home”.

And I totally understand how OP feels ok with friends and family using the loo but not strangers. You don’t know what diseases strangers might have. I never sit on public toilets for that exact reason.

I would be the same as Wits and have the dettol, bleach, steam cleaner on the go - after the smell went away though. Yuk!

Troublesomest no, they do it because they need a shit.

Can someone explain what is wrong with having/using a toilet brush

nothing

< legs it with Mummyoflittledragon >

@SputnikBear would you have had the delivery man leave all furniture on your doorstep?

Lesson learned. It's only on MN that everyone thinks you should be running a public toilet in your home

Has anyone said that? I can't see it. All they are saying is that if you allow someone to use your toilet, you shouldn't be surprised or offended if they use it for what it's normally used for.

When we moved in to our current home, the removals bloke asked to use the loo despite the fact there was no door because it was off for painting. We were not walking past or anything but we could still hear him and him us. Didn't stop him.

Moral: when you gotta go, you gotta go.

Cut the poor sod a little slack. Imagine if he hadn't asked but instead shit himself on your floor when he lifted the weight of your furniture delivery.

How the hell do you get stuff delivered if you won’t let the delivery man into the house? Should he leave your goods in the middle of the garden?

@WitsEnd2018

I'm not a troll been on here for years!

Yes, this is so.

Your house must be very small if he made it stink throughout. Or he must be very unwell. Either way I feel sorry for someone.

I think everyone should have a bottle of VIPoo, it's bloody brilliant. Would have saved the day in this situation!