To be mildly irritated by the euphemism "None of your beeswax"?

[shearwater]

Is "business" a taboo/swear word that needs to be substituted? It's so twee.

What words or phrases annoy you?

So many. So so many.

First on my list is anyone who refers to themselves as 'Muggins here'.

I much prefer either of those to 'give your head a wobble' and 'grinds my gears'!

I love the use of “beeswax”!

Hate hate hate “pass the cheese please Louise”, especially when my mother in law says it. Also dislike “furry snuff” instead of “fair enough”.

Boils my piss is gross

My dad says 'Fairy Snow' instead of fair enough, for some reason - I always thought it was a washing powder but I might have made that up. It doesn't annoy me though.

I hate the phrase "treat yourself/myself". Ugh.

It's something my husband alone says. When he sneezes at home he shouts out "Bless me, fuck you". Really winds me up! Come to think of it most things he says/does winds me up, but that's another thread!

We say merci buttercups sometimes instead of thank you. Don’t know why

My DadIL used to say merci buckets.

I used the expression "beeswax" yesterday ,wonder if I prompted the OP's post. Sorry :)

I dislike the hashtag #sorrynotsorry

Just lolled at the 'bless me, fuck you' 

Ha!

'Me time' not opposed to the concept, just if it has to be stated.

I really really hate when people say they are squiffy. You’re not squiffy your fucking drunk. Deal with it!

Boils my piss... An American friend on Facebook actually asked me if people really do say it!

‘Pamper’ ‘pamper yourself’ ‘pamper day’

Such CRINGE.

It's meant to soften the phrase, mind your own business can be seen as quite harsh whereas mind your own beeswax gets the same point across but in a slightly softer more friendly way.

Boils my piss
Wind your neck in
Crass - I loathe that word and I’m not sure why.
Ickle instead of little, even more so if said by an otherwise full functioning adult male
Windy pops, see above

Goodness, I could go on as these have come to me without trying.

I like the “none of your beeswax” expression because Sue Heck says it. Sue Heck is my spiritual sister.

Nom nom. So infantile.

I like “ya beeswax? MOIND IT!” said a la Kath and Kim.

Fairy muff.

Getting fluff in the post (seems to be related to slings or reusable nappies). Just say what you've bought FFS!

I always thought none of your beeswax meant like 'not for your ears' (the wax?) instead of being a euphemism for business

bless me, fuck you

Sneezing really aggravates me. I always sneeze 3 or 4 times in a go, several times a day so I’m frequently telling them to fuck off!

‘Going against the grain’ really annoys me.

Boils my piss and nom nom. Who comes up with crappy sayings like these.

When people post pictures of "my baby girl" when said female is 15 years old and in the middle of her GCSEs. Also, when I hear people referring to small children as "baby" as in "What cake do you want baby?". I always want the kid to pipe up "Donut please adult".