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To be mildly irritated by the euphemism "None of your beeswax"?

42 replies

shearwater · 01/11/2018 10:33

Is "business" a taboo/swear word that needs to be substituted? It's so twee.

What words or phrases annoy you?

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JanetLovesJason · 02/11/2018 01:20

Fun fact, I’m also quite fond of “Holy motherforking shirtballs”.

llangennith · 02/11/2018 07:46

Is it an Australian saying? I'd never heard of it before 'Kath and Kim'.

ushuaiamonamour · 02/11/2018 08:33

'Passed' as a euphemism annoys me no end. 'My nephew passed last month.' What, he passed an exam? a kidney stone? Oh, he died--why didn't you say so? '

Aeroflotgirl · 02/11/2018 08:34

It is up there with grinding my gears, boiling piss etc.

Satsumaeater · 02/11/2018 08:56

Also, when I hear people referring to small children as "baby" as in "What cake do you want baby?". I always want the kid to pipe up "Donut please adult

:)

That made me laugh out loud.

marathonnotsnickerswasbetter · 02/11/2018 08:59

"While you're down there..." (said by men always)

Shoppingwithmother · 02/11/2018 09:03

Not always, Marathon - one of my friends got into the habit of saying this at university and then without thinking said it to her Dad Blush

MotherforkingShirtballs · 02/11/2018 09:30

Fun fact, I’m also quite fond of “Holy motherforking shirtballs”

Wink

"While you're down there..." (said by men always)

"I'll need a microscope and some tweezers..."

PippilottaLongstocking · 02/11/2018 09:38

jjemima that annoys me too, never heard slings referred to as ‘fluff’ but definitely cloth nappies and cloth pads (on that note, I hate the word ‘sanpro’)

PippilottaLongstocking · 02/11/2018 09:41

Also hate the phrase ‘real nappies’ (even as a cloth nappy user) disposables aren’t less ‘real’ just because they’re single use

missyB1 · 02/11/2018 09:45

Dh says "Furry Muff" for fair enough - makes me giggle every time though!

customerservicenightmare · 02/11/2018 10:28

"I'll need a microscope and some tweezers..."

Grin

Filing that away for future use - thanks!

customerservicenightmare · 02/11/2018 10:29

Not always, Marathon - one of my friends got into the habit of saying this at university and then without thinking said it to her Dad

Blush OMG!!!!

SlowlyShrinking · 02/11/2018 10:43

‘Me and hubby were sharing a bottle of fizz’

Mum2OneTeen · 02/11/2018 10:49

We're pregnant (annoys the crap out of me)

eightytwenty · 02/11/2018 11:23

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n0ne · 02/11/2018 14:51

Probably totally U but I hate it when people refer to their DD on social media as "Miss [Firstname]".

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