To ask what your shittest wedding present was? (lighthearted)

[AiryFairyUnicornRainbow]

When we got married ten years ago, we didn't do a registry or request thingy - we told people we didn't want presents at all - however some folk insisted - we were even called awkward for not doing a request - and some of the presents ended up in the charity shop

Worst one, was an ugly picture frame...like the worst thing I have ever seen in my life

@PhyllisDietrichson

Rest In Peace Chivey Clive

@PennyMordauntsLadyBrain if you stood it on floor the top would reach about half way up my thigh, way too big to fit in sideboard or back of a cupboard, it lives in attic, I should also say she knows the date is wrong on it knew when she handed over said we must have changed date as she had this date in her mind.

Blackrock that sounds amazing in its shitness.

I’d love to have the brass balls to tell people that they’d got their own wedding date wrong by getting the “right” date burnt into a novelty sized spoon.

My husband. He's my stbexh and is the shittest gift that just keeps on giving.

A pink flat sheet. Not even a nice shade of pink either. I still can’t understand why someone would give you one sheet rather than a set, or if they are going to just give one, why it wouldn’t be white, so it might match other sheets you already have.

The name of the store was still on the packaging, so I took it back to the shop and found it had cost $9.

The then Husband,lol

Black rock it sounds like a Welsh Love Spoon which is quite a sweet idea, if only it wasn’t huge, ugly with the wrong date.
Someone got me a ‘Welsh love spoon’, except it wasn’t it was just a wooden spoon from the pound shop with our wedding date scrawled on in felt tip.

AriadnePersephoneCloud I think Susan must be happier amongst her own kind ( must have been very lonely stuck in back of closet)

FIL's next door neighbour bought us a 'silver' half globe shaped dish for serving butter in. It was the tackiest thing I had ever seen. We used to put mints in it when we had people round for tea and pass it around at the end of the meal to much hilarity.

Lost it in a house move. I miss it.

I got a "one night of fun" type gift set box from ann summers. The condom in it was out of date so "friend" must have had it a while.

DHs cousin put an I O U in the wedding card.. 2 years on we're still waiting!