Grown men drawing phallic symbols in the workplace

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AIBU to be sick fed up of being faced with these childish drawings, they draw them in each other's notebooks, on notes left on desk etc. Just why?!!

I saw a cluster of cells under my microscope that looked just like a penis-and-balls. I had it for a screen saver for a while. Science innit.

Penises are funny

Never leave a police notebook unattended in a police station....

Intimidated by a drawing of a dick......my word

In the first half term of the school year dicks are popping up everywhere. Walls. Toilet doors. Desks. They are all age 11~18 though....
Cleaners moan every summer that all they do in their deep clean us scrub dick pics off everything

Intimidated

It’s even better when you work in engineering and you can laser print one right in the middle of someone’s work

Ask them if it's drawn to scale

I can't draw for toffee.

It looks like a mouse, Lynn.

I've got this urge to draw a dick now....

I do this also I don't know why if I'm doodling whilst on the phone you can guarantee they'll be a cock and bollocks, and maybe a sun with glasses on or something 

It looks like a mouse, Lynn

A-HAAAA!!!

I'm a 33 year old female and I draw dicks on stuff.

I'm 49 and I do too.

Not just dicks...flowers, little cubes, aliens and all sorts of other doodles really.

I'm a 33 year old female and I draw dicks on stuff.

I'm 49 and I do too.

Not just dicks...flowers, little cubes, aliens and all sorts of other doodles really.

Do you draw breasts too?

Asking for an Equalities survey.

Ask loudly whether it's a male dick or a female dick and management will crack right down on it as trans rights are sacred.

Are there hairs at the base, and a dotted line emanating from the crown?

It looks like a mouse, Lynn

I laughed way too much at this 😁

Management put a very serious memo in the staff kitchen about the theft of a senior managers granola and asked the perpetrator to turn themselves in.

‘‘Twas covered in dicks the next morning

They then put up another notice about the immaturity of certain staff members and someone else wrote underneath it

YOU TYPED THIS IN COMIC SANS, DONT TALK TO US ABOUT IMMATURITY

Do you draw breasts too?

Asking for an Equalities survey.

Yeah and sometimes vaginas that look like a hooded coat

Think Kenny from Southpark

Not just grown men. I've been known to spice up a boring meeting with cock and balls doodles on a colleague's notes.

Silly

Have to admit this has just given me a childish snigger, but then I've never really grown up properly despite being 50.

Have you called the police? I believe they have a 'hurty feelings' hotline these days.

I'm sitting bored at work drawing them now.

I worked in the construction industry for 18 years and didn’t see this once! The thread has made me laugh though.